"well, he sacrifices one animal every year. we have a place were we keep the sacrificial animals. then we must lead them to the top of the tower and kill them under the watch of the vultures, who take the animal up to War so he can continue the fight against the evil!"
"oh, truly? my one and only teacher quit on me after a month. then i took time to get an apprenticeship with the local religion, and ive been with them ever since. i was only recently chosen as Grand Sacrificer."
richard remembers that the lord said he was going to this ball, and leaving now would be weird. he stays, standing and walking over to someone. "milady, how art thou?" WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT