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  1. Telrao
    I would attempt to translate it, fail, learn latin, and then translate it WWYDIYF a decanter of endless water in your pocket?
  2. Telrao
    I would love to have a Sharder Party! OK. My three wishes 1: The ability to enter any novel I so wish, at any time, without any danger of dying. 2: The ability to make everyone around me feel pure HAPPINESS (and, of course, you wonderful humans through the screens!) 3: And finally, I wish that everyone will have a wonderful day!
  3. Telrao
    I follow Szeth and become his and Cinnamon's therapy cat. I comfort both of them with cute purrs. Szeth adopts me as his pet cat, and Nightblood and I become besties.
  4. Telrao
    Szeth is now very sad.
  5. Telrao
    Ignorant of the Chasmfiend-riding dragon turtle wizard trying to find the sandwich, I go to have lunch with Szeth in Shinovar, bringing the sandwich as the main course. He seems very happy about the sandwich.
  6. Telrao
    Yes. Maybe. I burp, disrupting the vibrations as I teleport away (with Spanky) to Roshar.
  7. Telrao
    I have around fourty to fifty. TPBM dreams of owning their own personal library (mmm yes grammar)
  8. Telrao
    I stand in contemplation, slapping my tail against the ground in mild annoyance. I think and think. No questions come to me. Then: "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" While the statues stand in befuddlement, I draw Aon Nae to let me see the paths ahead, showing which one leads to my destination. I hop on Spanky, snatch the sandwich from the Wandering Wizard, then play the Australian Anthem remix on my piccolo as I ride away.
  9. Telrao
    I wake up, disturbed by the sound of repeated explosions. Unfortunately for Nerdy, I already gained infinite life from the MTG game I'd played earlier, and so had no ill effects. I take out my piccolo, play a happy little tune to annoy Nerdy, them whack Nerdy with my titanium flute, knocking him out as I make everyone lose The Game. I then take the sandwich and hop on Spanky, travelling back to Earth.
  10. Telrao
    Fortunately, potatoes
  11. Telrao
    ABSOLUTELY YES. Younger brother chaos. TPBM has been to a Brando Sando writing class/ lecture
  12. Telrao
    Ha! That's so true!
  13. Telrao
    You know you're a Sanderfan when you use "Scud!" as an exclamation. You also know when you begin to suspect one of your teachers of being Hoid, and when you're comparing your family members to certain characters (my older brother is Marsh, BTW)
  14. Telrao
    Hee I made another meme I dunno if this interaction actually happens BUT It's funny anyhow
  15. Telrao
    Kiss NSW, marry Victoria, kill ACT Duolingo, Mondley or Babbel (language learning sites) @Cinnamon yes! Possums are rusting obnoxious and terrifying at night time. Some times I hear them outside going "hahhgh HAHGH" RIGHT outside my window. I'd rather them than opossums, though. Possums are at least cute!
  16. Telrao
    Kiss corn kernel, marry carrots, kill Tom Holland Squirrel, Beaver, Possum (australian)
  17. Telrao
    Unfortunately, he splintered all the shards in the process
  18. Telrao
    I laugh every time I see this - 9/10
  19. Telrao
    Unfortunately, he was immediately shattered by the Ire, who became the new shards
  20. Telrao
    Unfortunately, Syl was jealous of being copied, and murdered the other spren
  21. Telrao
    I accept the trade, then sniff the mouse. I am shocked! Bamboozled! The mouse was not fresh! I throw the mouse at Sequence with a pewter enhanced paw, then sleep in the cat tree. I am too tired to pursue revenge.
  22. Telrao
    I burn bendalloy, then draw Aon Edo to protect myself from the bomb. I casually draw Aon Ashe, then Tia, blinding Eluvanii as I knock the sandwich out of his strange human hands, pick it up in my adorable fluffy paws, then teleport away.
  23. Telrao
    "devour the sandwich like a gremlin" @Sequence
  24. Telrao
    Admire it, then donate it to a museum so others may admire it WWYDIYF Kaladin's spear in your pocket?
  25. Telrao
    Nope! I've always been blonde. TPBM listens to Porter Robinson
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