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  1. Immortal Platypus
    The STICK will protect me. they do not have to. However, if they actively seek to suppress us or go against the will of the One True STICK, then they must be stopped.
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    Wierdo, I was doing good
  3. Immortal Platypus
    If that is correct, then you cannot side with the gingers. They are the enemy of the STICK.
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    "Being dead has never stopped him from showing up before," Hacob pointed out, then continued on. "We do not follow the Ghanderflaffle legal codes, as we are not a part of the Ghanderflaffle Empire. I am more than willing to visit the afterlife to claim compensation, but that is not needed, as he illegally used my likeness, so I am legally allowed to use his in the same manner as he used mine. That law is part of the superseding legal code of all of TLT. You may find it in the QUILNOFER on page 203,385,756,674,305 line 296,473 of paragraph 3. As his likeness cannot be truly passed onto a successor, and through the laws of this realm, I am entitled to it for one use in the manner in which mine was used.
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    Hacob pointed out where he was mentioned in line 32 of page 3. He also pointed out that as he knew of this, others in the realm of the living could as well. He had shown that it did cause damage to him and he filed another suit for libel. Hacob looked at the judge. "Your honor, the defendant did not show up. That is a de facto win to myself. Therefore, I must receive a form of compensation. What will that be?"
  6. Immortal Platypus
    If you oppose the STICK, and therefore the Brunette/brown/black hair cult, you will probably die.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob pointed out that in matters related to one living being and any number of those deceased, this specific court (which Hacob had picked for exactly this reason) held jurisdiction over both life and afterlife in accordance with Article IVLI section MXLVI subsection b, which specifically stated that any contradictions to that clause were null and void.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    I'm baaaaaaaack!
  9. Immortal Platypus
    I keep seeing your PFP and thinking it's Eddie
  10. Immortal Platypus
    Of course you did. I literally called you all heretics.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob pointed out conflict of interest, having already talked to that lawyer about this plan, forcing the judge to stop them from participating in this case. Then he noted that he would be willing to give full royalties to Subversion, he just wanted to be able to write a silly book about Nameless. Hacob didn't try to ponder narration, he went to try to find Jacob to prove he was fake. Nowhere sent it back to the courts. He wasn't a judge.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    Prepare to be annihilated. The cult of the stick is more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    Indeed. Death to those who oppose the Most High, the One True STICK! is the rest of it ginger? If so, no. absolutely not. If not, sure!
  14. Immortal Platypus
    exploding chicken nuggets are perfectly normal. this thread is kind of an anything thread
  15. Immortal Platypus
    behold
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Rise my brethren. The shard has forgotten our presence. The time has come to awaken
  17. Immortal Platypus
    Hacob pointed out that it would not actually be punishment to Subversion as it wasn't her name and likeness, and she could continue to own his name and likeness, just with an agreement that Hacob could use it if he wished. Hacob wasn't convinced that the twin was real. How could he have a twin?
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    I saw. Should we take a captive @Thaidakar the Ghostblood?
  19. Immortal Platypus
    I like the idea of Adin. yeah, I forgot about Elhokar cause he's dead
  20. Immortal Platypus
    THE STICK!
  21. Immortal Platypus
    all right then
  22. Immortal Platypus
    he's right, we are all males. @Edema Rue come be a not male for us
  23. Immortal Platypus
    as long as they weren't ginger. @justice magician we'll get you out of there!
  24. Immortal Platypus
    some of them. eh, we'll go with most. I haven't seen most
  25. Immortal Platypus
    you're right, I knew it wasn't Galivar, but couldn't think who it was. Thanks
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