Immortal Platypus

Hacob had never tried pain before. It could be good... Nah, he'd let the rabbits have it. - Platypus sat in his base. He examined his pen, which was, to his knowledge, the first tool from the Dreamsmith. All of the things he'd seen had been weapons or other such things related to combat. The anti-Inkling pistols, the Shield, several different Blades, etc. The Dreamsmith was capable of amazing things. It probably came from working with souls. Gave a lot of flexibility. It was clear he still had tremendous skill though. He stopped twisting his pen, and looked down at the paper in front of him. He really needed to fill out this paperwork. There was much more paperwork from being a being of Order than there was from being one of Chaos. But there were more important things to do. He pushed that paper aside, and pulled up his newly acquired form, writing in the answers to each of the prompts listed. Name: Platypus Race: Luxsprite, formerly a Narrator, possibly changing at some point Occupation: Professional hero and adventurer Request: One or two Enullers to help with a quest Reason for Request: Possible destruction of the Thread if things went poorly on the quest Reason Enullers are Requested: Possible (perhaps probable) need for Nullification of certain types of energy for a time Signature: As he finished writing, he nearly signed the bottom, before remembering the Dreamsmith's warning. It seemed he would need to present this to the Enullers in person. Standing up, he quickly traveled to the edge of the thread, standing before the Wall.

it appears I forgot to type "gently." oops. Hacob shrugged off the pain. Literally.

oh well

"I stand by what I said," he said, sliding the rabbit off with his other foot. "Duly noted. Thank you Dreamsmith." He bowed respectfully, then strode confidently out the door, Pen in one hand, Blade in the other.

correct. they can't make me. and I'm not clicking that many times

I WILL NEVER! THEY CAN'T MAKE ME!

"They're still just rabbits," he mutters under his breath. "A Name... Clemency. In one hand, I hold Vengeance, with the other I hold Clemency. It is time. I must return, stop the Plotblades from being collected. If I were to collect them, could I bring them to you to reforge them?" who decided to let Xino back? It was so peaceful without Enullers and Withergeists It's not exactly rare (the whole thread is made of it) it's just a little tricky to come by.

so? indeed

i'll never tell

I know the name of Vyz's song

Hacob raised an eyebrow. "You mean to tell me that you can't secure someone against rabbits? You can fight off Subversion but can't beat rabbits?" "What about any Enullers who have gone rogue? Very few of them respond to the proper paperwork anymore, besides the ones maintaining the Wall. Can it help me with them?" He checked himself before he kept asking questions. "Sorry, I don't mean to sound ungrateful. I'm just caught off guard. I don't remember you telling the last people to come to you so clearly what they do, and I was expecting to have to solve some sort of riddle or mystery surrounding the weapon. It's throwing me off. I apologize." Platypus thought for a minute, before the Dreamsmith rubbing his shoulder caught his eye. "Is there something wrong with your shoulder? Perhaps something I can help with?"

A thought drifted into his mind. You know who is capable of being serious, with all your knowledge of TLT? B A C O N T H E T A X C O L L E C T O R.

I told you

pretty sure the circumstances are a little... unique

I am quite literally the worst person to tell that to (on TLT). I am one of the most anti-spam people on TLT good

However. If you try to control Platypus, I WILL END YOU. unless it's something I don't mind. Then I will only threaten you. no one tell Xino what is the most powerful tier? Probably that one.

I will get to page 2200

I stand by what I said

also not a big fan of electrical, but nuclear is cool

mechanical. yeah, well... too bad

computer science is better than engineering. change my mind

no. you are objectively wrong.

Hacob had an idea. He wasn't there, but he had an idea.

so with the right emulsifier...

you did not just say that. I had a calc test today.