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  1. Immortal Platypus
    Kilometers grinned. "Don't worry lads, I can tell something big is abouta happen."Then he saw the Desolations. "Well, I was right. Abalodor, your time to whack has come! Once-Author, cover Abalodor. Subversion, you're a Narrator... uh... cover the Once-Author, make sure nothing kills him. Use your Narrationblade and Narration only if you have to. Drilk, if you're on our side, now is the time to prove it."
  2. Immortal Platypus
    I was just asking myself if that ever happened
  3. Immortal Platypus
    oh. ok!
  4. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus didn't deign to look around. He moved to the left and prepared to attack Desolation, leaving his fake there. - Hacob slowly wondered how Desolation hadn't noticed what was happening.
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    Platypus was near Moni who had Ended the storm around her.
  6. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus briefly wondered something then let it slip out of his mind. But... it would be cool if he did- No. He wouldn't. But that was happening, so... he didn't need to do the other thing.
  7. Immortal Platypus
    his name, I think.
  8. Immortal Platypus
    why do you have an apostrophe? Platypus laughed harder, clearly finding his statement hilarious. "Do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I don't know that you want me to attack you? I happen to have an ulterior motive in this."
  9. Immortal Platypus
    it is necessary. but it might not be in that scenario
  10. Immortal Platypus
    um, no.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    "Nah, I'm just here to watch." Platypus grins. "I'm sure you don't. But, I have an interest in seeing you dead. Moni owes me five bucks if I kill you."
  12. Immortal Platypus
    fair
  13. Immortal Platypus
    shouldn't kill me. not don't consider it. ok
  14. Immortal Platypus
    you shouldn't. You'll get fired and you won't get your pay
  15. Immortal Platypus
    "Kilometers Fiftylives. I had an almost arc a little while ago. I'm immune to Narrators, and mostly immune to Authors. Pretty much only Platypus' Author can affect me."
  16. Immortal Platypus
    Kilometers sidles over and snags a handful. Then he sits down to watch.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    I vote Sophie. Problem is, Fitz and Keefe would probably be unhappy. Hmmmmmm. welllll.... we could kill off all of them!
  18. Immortal Platypus
    i see you and I raise you parts of Montana. ah. that sounds annoying. I've never been, like, super skinny, and it doesn't bother me. the way I see it is that if she doesn't like me cause of how I look, she's not the one.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    KEEFE KEEFE KEEFE KEEFE! (Do I sound like an alicorn yet?) I agree. Shannon, kill off Sophie, then make Keefe even better.
  20. Immortal Platypus
    *bonks you with the stick of reprimand* I AM THE REPRIMANDER, I'LL SAY WHEN PEOPLE GET BONKED! *bonks you with the stick of reprimand*
  21. Immortal Platypus
    Whoa whoa, we're on the same team! you can kill me later, after our goals are accomplished.
  22. Immortal Platypus
    "I'm an expert in immortal. The word came from my species, after all." "I'm sure you are not. Unforetunately, I am here for you. I gave it to Hacob to draw you here." Platypus split and interposed the copy in between the other Desolation and Hacob.
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    which one? i have no idea what you're talking about
  24. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus looked up, golden strands reflected in his ever-changing eyes. Then his eyes locked in on the color gold. The gold of his eyes almost made the threads look bronze. "Desolation," he said, speaking in a quiet way that pierced through the noise of the storm. "It is time. Prepare yourself. The reckoning is nigh." - Hacob watched Platypus stare down Desolation, then moved, slowly maneuvering behind the villain without him noticing. "It will be all right Once-Author," Platypus said, stoic for the first time since Thaidakar's death. "Desolation will fall."
  25. Immortal Platypus
    hey, now we have two (ish) demons!
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