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  1. Immortal Platypus
    "When you didn't have my consent. But i digress. it doesn't matter too much how you hold me, just be careful of the ankle barbs. they can kill."
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    what is the username? SHE'S NOT A CELEBRITY! My 8th grade English teacher. She wasn't able to realize that people can learn at a pace that is faster than she expects, and gave out waaaaaaay too much busywork. Why did you originally join the shard?
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    "Nope. Lost most of my memories when I came back." He stares wistfully off into the distance, then snaps back to reality. "Um... I don't know, it's not a thing that i normally do. And by normally, i mean ever. Congrats, you two get to be the first people to hold me with my consent. I also rarely converse. it's just hard to crane my neck up enough for you tall people to hear me. "
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    woah woah woah. chess club is definitely worth it. Do you have a chess.com account? i think it was about 36 hours straight. I was sooooo loopy at the end of it. who is your celebrity crush?
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    but not the 45000 page
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    He looks up. "Man, it's really hard to talk to people all the way down here. Could one of you pick me up? And I don't know my name."
  7. Immortal Platypus
    how much time i spend on the shard what is your guilty pleasure?
  8. Immortal Platypus
    "I am sapient," the platypus grumbles to himself, low enough that it's inaudible. "You could just ask me if i wanted to come." He follows behind Lilyana.
  9. Immortal Platypus
    TLT is sooooo long. it's crazy. it's still like not even 50,000 pages
  10. Immortal Platypus
    imma just assume that means i win
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    (if you read it properly, you can kinda make the rhythm work.... kinda.)
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    (oh, i know, but you were kinda close until that last one, which I decided to ignore)
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    (close enough) 24601,
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  18. Immortal Platypus
    we're singing les mis All warning points you'll wear until you die,
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    *is the machine the request is input into* *changes the request for a meme of me*
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    "I don't have magic, but my blade and dagger seem to have peculiar properties, so they might help?"
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  23. Immortal Platypus
    no. Follow all the rules of the forums
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    Now member 24601,
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