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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Never." He stands, facing the General.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Doug-waffle smiles. "Have I? You may have the troops, but I have you." He throws the rod straight into her neck.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Mordite?" He looks down. "Oh, my bad, wrong weapon. Got some people to kill after this." He deposits it, then brings out a purple glowing rod. "Do you fear death? And are you prepared for it?"- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Shut your mouth. I know there is more to this than this. That's why I brought this." He pulls out a small bead of Mordite using pliers.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The blade pierces through the shield. "You fool. While I've been doing this..." The Doug-waffle's armies break through and begin climbing the fortress. "Prepare for the Ghanderflaffles' doom."- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Doug-waffle smirked, then thrust a blade at her from behind her.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The relic activated, changing the army unspeakably. Suffice it to say, they were hideous monsters that were absolutely destroying the General's army.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Doug-waffle tried to fire the ancient relic, but couldn't figure out how to.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Narrators were the least of what she should fear though. For, unbeknownst to her, the Doug-waffle had nearly arrived with its forces.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
What she didn't know is that the Doug-waffle's spies were everywhere, and always watching everyone, but her most of all.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
She chose not to reveal it.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Doug-waffle knew about this relic and had stolen it before it was revealed that Doug had merged with the waffle.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Doug-waffle smiled. The villains, the worst types of people, those that would be willing to take down the Ghanderflaffles would now join him. It was as he had foreseen.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Doug-waffle predicts this to happen and ambushes the force, leaving one alive to spread the word of its amazing intelligence and combat skill.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The doug-waffle notices them at once, and kills them all.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Doug-waffle, ever paranoid that its plots would be discovered began to gather its forces.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Even without knowing it had existed, it had conquered entire worlds, the prospect of what it could do now was terrible.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The General had much less confidence than everyone else. The Doug-waffle was rightfully scary to him.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I am not, but i could be taller (and probably will be) -
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
But no one knew if he could prevent it.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
But in the back of its mind, treason was brewing. It prepared to strike a devastating blow to the Ghanderflaffles.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Immortal Platypus replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
which two? The waffle's brain, with Doug's military expertise could destroy universes. And now the waffle was self-aware.- 111832 replies
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Immortal Platypus replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
no, I am
