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Immortal Platypus

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  1. The Doug-waffle smiles. "Have I? You may have the troops, but I have you." He throws the rod straight into her neck.
  2. "Mordite?" He looks down. "Oh, my bad, wrong weapon. Got some people to kill after this." He deposits it, then brings out a purple glowing rod. "Do you fear death? And are you prepared for it?"
  3. "Shut your mouth. I know there is more to this than this. That's why I brought this." He pulls out a small bead of Mordite using pliers.
  4. The blade pierces through the shield. "You fool. While I've been doing this..." The Doug-waffle's armies break through and begin climbing the fortress. "Prepare for the Ghanderflaffles' doom."
  5. The Doug-waffle smirked, then thrust a blade at her from behind her.
  6. The relic activated, changing the army unspeakably. Suffice it to say, they were hideous monsters that were absolutely destroying the General's army.
  7. The Doug-waffle tried to fire the ancient relic, but couldn't figure out how to.
  8. Narrators were the least of what she should fear though. For, unbeknownst to her, the Doug-waffle had nearly arrived with its forces.
  9. What she didn't know is that the Doug-waffle's spies were everywhere, and always watching everyone, but her most of all.
  10. The Doug-waffle knew about this relic and had stolen it before it was revealed that Doug had merged with the waffle.
  11. The Doug-waffle smiled. The villains, the worst types of people, those that would be willing to take down the Ghanderflaffles would now join him. It was as he had foreseen.
  12. The Doug-waffle predicts this to happen and ambushes the force, leaving one alive to spread the word of its amazing intelligence and combat skill.
  13. The doug-waffle notices them at once, and kills them all.
  14. The Doug-waffle, ever paranoid that its plots would be discovered began to gather its forces.
  15. Even without knowing it had existed, it had conquered entire worlds, the prospect of what it could do now was terrible.
  16. The General had much less confidence than everyone else. The Doug-waffle was rightfully scary to him.
  17. I am not, but i could be taller (and probably will be)
  18. quicker reminder that Rae is lying
  19. But in the back of its mind, treason was brewing. It prepared to strike a devastating blow to the Ghanderflaffles.
  20. which two? The waffle's brain, with Doug's military expertise could destroy universes. And now the waffle was self-aware.
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