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  1. Immortal Platypus
    that's probably accurate
  2. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus just stands there. "Is that all you've got?"
  3. Immortal Platypus
    eh, they are fine with this, it is a forum game. But they would absolutely shut down a second one.
  4. Immortal Platypus
    "Deal. Do your worst."
  5. Immortal Platypus
    Huh. "I'll make you a deal. I get through this, then you surrender. If I don't, you can control the thread."
  6. Immortal Platypus
    He stood up. "Is there a reason you keep an anthill- Where are we?"
  7. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus realizes that there was a much better way to do this. He teleported to the Doug-waffle. "Hello there."
  8. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus looked around, then saw a door. It had The Doug-waffle's quarters inscribed on it. He pushed it open, and saw:
  9. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus lays siege to the bathroom. The Doug-waffle will either have to confront him or leave, and that is when Platypus would strike.
  10. Immortal Platypus
    He ignores it too, and wonders if the Doug-waffle knows that pencils use graphite. He makes it all the way up the stairs.
  11. Immortal Platypus
    As pencil lead is very rare, he knows it is fake. He ignores it.
  12. Immortal Platypus
    "I hadn't even gone up thirty stories," he wonders in confusion. Then he walks back up the stairs, walking on the walls this time.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    He was wearing steel-toed boots, so it did nothing. He advanced up the stairs, towards the Doug-waffle.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    Luckily the hundreds were all somehow the annoyances of the Doug-waffle.
  15. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus smirked. He'd been annoying people for centuries, he was immune. He walked straight through the annoyances and entered the castle.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    The Ghanderflaffles couldn't believe it had come to this. They summoned the only non-chaotic being they knew on TLT. Platypus had arrived to stop the Doug-waffle.
  17. Immortal Platypus
    Payment, and also a permanent place in his empire.
  18. Immortal Platypus
    So he hired a consultant. It was the Ally from a bunch of pages ago, who had minor knowledge of organized battle.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    for reasons I think...
  20. Immortal Platypus
    that doesn't sound like something that would fly with the mods...
  21. Immortal Platypus
    ah, I'm sorry
  22. Immortal Platypus
    The way i see it is that everything has pros and cons, and that the grass is always greener
  23. Immortal Platypus
    big legs don't equal big speed always. I'm not super fast, and people that are much shorter than me are much faster than me. I'm not gonna try to tell you that being short is better, I'd just say, find a way to love you
  24. Immortal Platypus
    small legs don't equal big speed, as I would say
  25. Immortal Platypus
    no, just when people are short. or when I'm goofing off with my cousins
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