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Bird Furious

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  1. *sighhhhh* I still can't decide if that was nice of you or not. But I will take the dragons.
  2. I'M SORRY PLATTY IT JUST HAPPENS HEY I AM OFFENDED. *hmf*
  3. ...I'd like to think I'd eat it myself... but I really don't like pain...
  4. That is hilarious.
  5. But what about the Tsunami? I think she ate all the duck tape.
  6. That's the single thing I would buy. I'd probably also buy some other houses, if it weren't limited to one, and rent them out. Maybe sponsor some lil businesses and eventually get enough passive income to just write for a living.
  7. I think everything killed it, yeah. How did I survive, then?
  8. A custom built house, nice and big and open with lots of space, on a big parcel of nice forested land with a river and paths for 4-wheelers, with a lake near the house. If I could buy it completely paid off and all of those things. But that's hwat I'd buy
  9. 5.4 quantopecks. 1/2 of a gigibark. And 1/26th of a Tantacurf.
  10. crab legs. In doing so,
  11. Yeah they are. I haven the brainpower to distinguish today 99:100, 3:100.
  12. ...I would agree with that assessment.
  13. I don't. Actually, I think I'm going insane.
  14. CUZ IM SCARED. SURE. FINE. WHATEVER. That does make it a LIL bit better.
  15. *sobs* Just kill me now ToT
  16. Ugh about a bazillion. I probably wouldn't finish xD
  17. I don't know a lot of tales. I like the Greek Daedelus and Icarus, though. Mostly because of a song based off of it. Edit: I would absolutely kiss a dragon. If that's possible.
  18. *is instantly bowled over by adorable duck tape* SAVE MEEE
  19. I predict that I will continue to write a scene about Isadore bringing a boy back to life because she's realized that her life is empty and sad and she wants him to teach her the secret of a fulfilling life, and the purpose of it. 360 degrees Kelvin. NO. I need my brain for writing.
  20. Perfect NO NOT ONE A MILLION. Also hhow do you know? Your brain is a sword now. *takes brain-sword in addition to other three swords*
  21. ABSOLUTELY, PICK A WEAPON. *looks up Flamberge* I'm using a sword and another sword and three daggers and a throwing knife.
  22. Be shocked. Walk around it. Scratch my head and walk around it again. Find some way to climb up onto it. Probably sit in it for a while, unless my weight made it fall, in which case I would probably choose the wrong thing to do and manage to get hurt.
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