Potato's Wit

So there's this masquerade church dance that's coming up, and I'm considering just going in full plague doctor gear.  I don't think my mom will let me, but it's fun to dream, right? I can just imagine it now, walking on to the dance floor, dragging a body behind me, screaming 'the plague is coming, the plague is coming!'. All the people, running in terror as I swish my floor length leather skirt. Laughing manically as I throw leeches at people. Sighhh...

(Seriously though, google plague doctor outfits. They're so cool.)