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Rabbit Unmade

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  1. Freddy bursts into Lark‘s office, “Boss! Sorry, to interrupt, but the Clinic is under attack! The patients have organized a revolt and are tearing it down!“
  2. Gets a tiny baby gemheart and some cremling pulp. *Inserts potato*
  3. I‘m not fourteen. I am younger than that thank goodness, but I‘m also not an oldest child, so I‘m not sure you were talking to me…
  4. Gourd shivered, "Th-that's not very comforting, miss."
  5. There is silence for a second, and the door slams open, "Boss!" Cries Freddie, a therapist at the clinic, "We have a problem! Sorry to interrupt, but the patients have organized a revolt and they're tearing down the clinic!"
  6. Yes. Yes they are. Soft and murderous.
  7. Yes. If you ever think of approaching a rabbit, cottontails are a little less bloodthirsty, and most Flemish Giants are pretty gentle.
  8. Oh, no, It could be any rabbit, probably one in the nobility though.
  9. By a rabbit of course. Telrao was sacrificed to the bunny overlords because of her unwillingness to submit.
  10. Exactly! I‘ve had so many in the past, but I‘ve lost most of them. I used to fight the trees in the backyard, but they got cut down, so now I‘ve reverted to hitting my brother with my swords. He does not appreciate it.
  11. So, this was a suggestion by @Cinnamon, who blatantly refused to talk about swords with me. So here we are. If you have a sword, imaginary or real, please tell us! I have a sword but I haven’t got a good name for it, so I could use some help choosing. It’s a short sword, but I own a long sword that I don’t use as much. @The Halcyon Girl
  12. Bwahahaha! I am younger than you!
  13. Okay, but you still half half of it and most people now avoid you. I wish for sleep.
  14. *Telrao gets devoured*
  15. No. I have never. NHIE eaten dirt.
  16. "N-no." He squeaked, shying away, "I-I-I'm sorry."
  17. Yes! I LOVE it! TPBM is feeling a little sick.
  18. "Fine." Yelled Nyx, "You can have Gourd." She waved her hand and a short, spindly little boy walked out of the shadows, "Hurry. And get me pineapples."
  19. Gets chouta. *Inserts spike."
  20. Nyx nodded, "Good. I wouldn't have been your sidekick, even for pineapples." She thought for a second, "You can have one of my apprentices after you get the pineapples."
  21. Nyx laughed, "You want me as a sidekick? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!"
  22. No. I finished school a while ago. TPBM is reading something good right now.
  23. Nyx turned, surprised, "You came back?" She asked. She shook her head. "No. You may not unless you give me something."
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