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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    Hinderstap is a town in the WoT that is stuck in the unraveling of the pattern and basically everyone in the town at night goes insane and they will kill anyone but by the morning everyone that is part of the town or people unluck enough to be stuck there when it happened don't remember anything except THE NIGHTMARES and everyone has similar NIGHTMARES. Great title would read it again 8/10
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    Good thing it's not my cats as they are both overweight and one is trying to be fatter than Garfield.
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    Want to here about penguin poop? Only the cat inside What is your favorite forum game?
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    What do you pay with at the happy inquisitor? Cats!
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    A DRAGON 200/1
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    "I shall stay here a for a while, while I write a proper story aanndd wwhheenn II"""mmm lllleeeeeeessss dddrrruunnkk oonnn Dddrraagggoonn ppeeaa.
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    Which one?
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    "I wish to enter the museum and I have enough stones to pay."
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    "I think we have to pay in stories and since the proprietor is gone just leave a sign with your story on it."
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    I think this works here too.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    "I've been struck by lightning before and all it did was get reflected off of me. Though I have been struck by lightning and turned into a lightning god before."
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    "Is that how you talk to an old freind" replied Gandalf?
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    "Could you perhaps play I can go the distance as that would also be a song about heroic bravery."
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    It's just my theory that brandon sanderson went to the lincoln childrens zoo as a child and became facinated with explosive penguin butts.
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    It is how the penguins fly in Alcatraz
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    Humbolt penguins do this all the time like they have constant diarrhia mixed with lots of gas.
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    "You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present." - Oogway "“If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.” -Oogway “You are the master of your destiny: No one and nothing can come in between you and your destiny except you. Take destiny by the horns and have fun.” - Oogway
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    First of all the bondsmith would probably at least have the intent to do it and have some way of drawing out the power. The thread was made to discuss theories and that is a possible plausible and at the very least only improbable as nothing is impossible only improbable.
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    "Of course I mean we're all doing it right now."
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    Oh that's great advice I'll go do it now.
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    Granted. You are now a mime. I wish to be able to speak every langauge fluently including animal languages (esentially a really powerful polygot)
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    What's something that is good? *Eats a nuke*
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    "Than what is your name?"
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    What evil do you want to destroy today? EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DIEEEEEEEEEE
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    I found out how to see them 11/10
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