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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    Chuck Norris objected the objection with a NOPE Ninjas started dying everywhere again
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    Wonder why there's a wocket in my pocket in my pocket What would you do if you found thing 1 in one pocket and thing 2 in your other pocket?
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard conceeds this point but more people made Chuck Norris jokes than Sanderson could keep up with.
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard counters this by writing even greater thing that Chuck Norris has done.
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    "I hope you can pull this off," whispers Wizard to Chuck. "Because if you can't our lives will be most likely forfeit."
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    Favorite state? Favorite kind of volcano? Favorite weather pattern? Have you ever been put on trial, real or joking?
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    Grantad, bat yaa ara naw Gagar tha Avarlandar. A wash ta hava waraa's fartang pawars
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    Granted. Naw yaa mast talk laka thas. I wish to be a force sensitve individual.
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    GRENTED. You now are a cockroach and are being prepped to be feed by your siblings I wish to be a member of Yoda's species.
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard looked up, "Now there's a wild card if I ever saw one."
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    Keep it and raise it. What would you do if you found a snake egg in your pocket?
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    A third great lawyer being appears. It is Brandon Sanderson here to join the debate/war.
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    "It is ready." Replied Wizard. "We are going to walk through the gate that is going to appear."
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    "Very well." Wizard called his lawyer Chuck Norris.
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    "What were you going to do with his blood anyway?" Questions Wizard.
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    "He also had a severe case of the farts his whole life and please move as I don't wish to kill anyone else today." Politely refutes Wizard.
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard pulls out his papers and shows them to the Urn dragon. They are as follows: The holder of these papers may take the blood of one Urn dragon that dies by farting and is named Pluto."
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    "I really wish I hadn't had to do this." Wizard extracts the Urn dragon blood from 655 and leaves. He leaves one million bottles of dragon pee (the drink) in trade.
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    The ninjas started dying from laughter again.
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    The container how ever didn't contain the dragon blood.
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard slept through it all.
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    "You might bore me to death that way. I haven't been bored to death yet so keep on going." Interupted Wizard.
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    Nice sign
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    "Look kid I don't want to have to kill you, so leave and forget that I killed your evil brother." Offers Wizard.
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    "Explain what I really look like and that will prove if I killed your brother or not."
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