Emery the Steelrunner

The updraft pulled on Ryker’s body. It felt as if the sky’s were begging him to dance among the winds again. He stood on the edge of a cliff, overlooking the fierce battle, still raging below. Fireballs sailed back and forth against the army and the fortress. “All righty, You handsome devil you,” He said to himself. “My mysterious employer has tasked me with stealing all the blueprints I can find in that there fortress.” He stepped away from the cliff, and over to a backpack lying on the ground. “They said that if I did this, then I would have enough money to never have to do anything else ever again.” He said while twisting a steam pressure canister into the pack. “Mate, you need to stop talking to yourself; maybe we should get you a girlfriend.” He said as he swung his pack on. “Ah, I would make a wonderful lover tis true, but as with a sailor and the sea, the skies are my mistress.” He said back to himself while tightening the straps, and locking the buckles. “If your quite done talking to yourself, we should go.” He said walking back to the cliff. “Right, I’m as ready as I’ll ever be,” he said flipping his goggles down over his eyes. “Besides, what could positively go wrong?” And having said that he fell forwards, into the canyon below.

I think that I joined this year late last month.

Who is the newest, and who is the oldest? We need to see who the biggest winner is between the new and the old.

Hi, @The Bookwyrm! Welcome to the awesomeness and insanity of the shard!

Yay, I win!

*Pops in to say you are Frustration* p.s. I win.

Gets a Spirit Inserts a shade.

“So… when do we start?” Sam asked. @Stormblessed0421, @Thaidakar the Ghostblood, @I think I am here., @mathiau.

I’m a storming lighteyes.

It’s ok, and yes I am.

Thank you @Robin Sedai It worked!

[text=slash] Hi did this work? [/text] never mind, it didn’t.

How do people do the fuzzy words stacked on top of text, and the slashed out text? @Tani taught me how to do colored words , but I don’t know how to do the rest.

I’m not really dishonest, I’m just really lazy. From now on I’ll post the url to the original memes if you want.

What if we caught them on camera, had DNA evidence that it wasn’t a lookalike, and knew that they didn’t have a twin?