Argenti

"Because, quite simply, you ask to be treated like an adult."

"Your name is of the season of change, of loss and reward for hard work, but yet you have neither changed, lost anything, or had to work for anything you have. You're a child, Autumn, and always hide when it gets too hard. You hated college, music training, and making music with others, so what did you do? You ran, You ran from college, from music, from your friends, and from your family. No one likes just screaming, despite your constant insistence on such. What you make isn't music, there's no soul, no heart or effort, you just expect fame to come to you like everything else has, on a silver platter. Your parents loved you and supported you, but you pushed them away and blamed them for everything you didn't like. Not very thankful is it?" He glares at you and his voice rings clear. "You're undeserving of your name, Autumn, and that is what my issue with it. You don't care about it, and thus, neither do I." He crosses his arms and turns to Roy, and says, in a much friendlier tone, "Whatcha selling?"

"You truly wanna hear this?" He raises an eyebrow

"So much is wrong with your name."

He rolls his eyes at you "I'm not having a talk on the nature of conscience with a person named after a season."

It lights up, with a deep pulsing flame. "Uh nope, you still have a soul. Can you hold it over your forehead next?"

"Given how you're still sane, I doubt it."

"It might, but it is just a forest, it doesn't have the oomph to make a soul."

"I don't think whatever they just did was related to the curse... The woods kinda act on their own these days." "I doubt they died, resurrection isn't a thing. Unless you're a god of course."

"Too old" he grunts He rolls his eyes

"Didn't you just meet a corpse?"

"I'm older than your grandparents."

"Well, that's rude. I'm standing right here."

As noticed by @alder24, the article on Nightblood claims "Upon being Awakened, the entire sword turned black, and began leaking black smoke." Now, the source for the bolded part is the Warbreaker annotations, which don't state that it started leaking black smoke upon creation. (The relevant part of the annotations) It does, however, say that its name came from the smoke it leaks, a name that came about after Vasher used it and consumed breaths. It doesn't make much intuitive sense for the black smoke that results from its use to appear before it's actually used does it? Is there some other source for the claim? Otherwise, it should probably be changed or deleted.

"Hmmm.... lots of Wood energy around here... could be an alignment... But anyway could some of you check on old man Thomas? He hasn't gone to the cathedral in a while, and we're getting concerned." "That's what I assumed..."

"Standing up will do"

"You can try, though Laegon might know better." "The trees are alive? How did you miss the curse?" "Was it black? Or purple?"

He puts down a bowl in front of Roy. "So where are all of you going today? The forest hasn't gotten any less cursed. Tree nearly took John's head off."

"I'm not all-knowing, though it sounds kinda familiar... Maybe it's something we touched on in college... Ancient history wasn't my major." "Oh yeah! I'm still Mike, in case you forgot!" "Heya! Careful outside, it rained last night, don't slip in a puddle.'

"Lass, quit standing around and get some breakfast." He gives you a look that seems slightly befuddled. "What was your name again?" "Knowing what you like to eat, you can keep the mushrooms to yourself. But you sure it was a portal?"

"Well, it happens every day, so yeah? Unless that's a capital." "Mushroom portal? God this is getting weirder than I thought."

"There's a house in the woods?" "Ghosts!? That ate your soul?" Mike reaches under and grabs a small onyx ball. "Hold this over your sternum, please."

You see Mike behind the bar, A fairly average-looking man with longish brown hair currently pouring oatmeal into a bowl in front of the person sitting at the bar. "What happened? Anything like what happened last night?" He puts out a bowl for you.