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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. “Ha! I’ve done much worse than that. But yes technically I did try to murder him until Fuzzy gave me a bunch of empathy.” Everyone crossed their arms and made a sound of annoyance. “… Ooookay… maybe elaborate a bit?”
  2. So... anybody ever heard of Phish?

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  3. Everyone raised an eyebrow. “Where did you come from?”
  4. “Cool cool, how about, you sing, and I don’t reduce your essence to corrupted chaotic-dark energy? If it works, I’ll consider setting you free.”
  5. “Cool. I’ll go find a rock, sing it a sad song, and if that doesn’t work, you get to be merged with a rock! Sound good? Good.” Everyone left the afterlife, finding a good sized boulder.
  6. “Well… do you have a better way to make rocks cry?”
  7. Everyone looked at the spirit. “Cool, thanks!” Dark tendrils shot from Everyone’s hand and coiled around the spirit, fully able to physically grab hold. “A̴̡̓ń̶̡y̵̟͝ţ̶͆h̸͔̓i̷̜̒n̵̡͌g̸͚͠ ̶̺́ȳ̷͖o̷̻͝ú̷̩ ̷͕̿s̶̙̊a̶̧͊ȳ̵̳ ̴̮̊c̶͉͂a̷̫͗n̶̳̒ ̸̯̾ă̵̰n̶̓ͅd̴̐͜ ̵̳͐w̴̙̓í̵͎l̵͙̿l̵͖͊ ̵̱͝b̸̤̄ẽ̴̥ ̷̭͝ű̴͜ŝ̵̺e̴̝͂d̶̘̊ ̶͜͝a̴̡͠g̴̳̏a̸̢̔i̷̛̙n̸̳̽s̵̞̍t̸͓͘ ̸̀͜y̷̛̤ö̴̰ǘ̸̳ ̷̟̓í̴͉n̴̩͝ ̸̪͗ą̶̎ ̶̳̎c̸̨͗o̶̩̅u̴͈͛r̵̨̾t̵̯͑ ̶͕́o̶̞̿f̷͕̓ ̶͕̐l̷͉͠a̵̳͘w̸̲͋.̴̭̀.”
  8. “I wasn’t formed yesterday! Everyone knows you don’t trust spirits who crowd shamans in the afterlife.”
  9. “Yes yes, ‘General Kenobi ’ or whatever I’m supposed to say. Tell me how to make rocks cry.”
  10. “Alright. Suit yourself.” “HEY YOU! Tell me how rocks cry or… or I’ll eat you. Or something.”
  11. Everyone squinted off in the direction she was pointing. “… Living, you say? Great thanks!” Just for fun, Everyone summoned a pile of crabs, which dropped onto the woman’s head. “Alright let’s go, Adreus.”
  12. Everyone sighed. “Well, I guess I’ll have to eat you then.”
  13. Everyone glanced at Adreus. “Yes. Now tell me, how do you make a rock cry?”
  14. “Good idea! We are in the afterlife.” Everyone walked over to a very happy looking woman who was sitting in the grass, reading a book. “HEY! You’re dead, so you might as well help us. How do rocks cry?” Everyone looked up. “Well that’s suspicious.”
  15. Everyone raised their eyebrows. “Well I know where to find the Narrators blood. Some pathetic Narrator was imprisoned by that Witherlord guy a while back, and while she escaped, she was wounded. If Narrators blood works how I think it does, all of the blood from that encounter should still be there, in the grassy plane at the edge of the universe. As for the souls, that should be easy. We can just go to Kalithor and take some. The Urn Dragons had a massive battle at some point if I remember correctly, so we could get a heart from the battlefield. And for the rock tears, I didn’t even know rocks could cry! I’ll need your help on that one.”
  16. Everyone grinned. “Of course.” Everyone’s smile widened as they began to formulate a larger plan in their head. “Alright. What ingredients do you need? I’ll get them for you.”
  17. Everyone tilted their head. “What page? I’ve never heard of this before.”
  18. “Tell me about these ‘old times’. I don’t believe I know you all that well.” Everyone said.
  19. Everyone tilted their head, thinking. “I’ll take of the army and the ingredients. You perform the spell, and if doesn’t work, I’ll give your powers a little… b̷̧͇̿o̷̧̪͝õ̵̤͜s̶̗̣͑̿ť̴̥͊.” Everyone crossed their arms.
  20. Favorite fruit has got to be either white peaches, grapes, or nectarines. Do I like jazz? Yes, I guess so. (Plus everyone loves the Bee movie) Hmmmmm… the origin of the universe is an interesting topic. No matter what, you always end with: “Well what was there before that?” Or “Well how did that get there?”
  21. Everyone stared at him blankly. “Yeah wrong person. However, the afterlife contains everybody, so I’d be happy to find whoever you’re talking about if they can help us kill Steven.”
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