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  1. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    But it was too late, as the other Narrators had already specified that it was a giant goldfish.
  2. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    He had used a pocket knife to scrape the enamel off his teeth, which he then used to bandage the many skin wounds he had gotten from laughing so much, because that’s how injuries work.
  3. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Might as well follow the trend at this point.
  4. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Unfortunately, nobody, not even the strategist, knew how to complete this strategy.
  5. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    It was too late to call an ambulance.
  6. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Suddenly, a stampede of cantaloupes thundered through the formless plain.
  7. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Somebody appeared, wishing to learn about Calc II and when it would be discovered.
  8. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Everyone (not personified) gave Nameless a disapproving glare.
  9. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Even so, somebody just had to start a rebellion.
  10. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Gets about 82% of a bird. Inserts the nonexistent remaining 18% of the same bird.
  11. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    This was actually a deception, as nobody could successfully deceive the one and only Deceiver, as they were best at deceiving everyone who attempted to deceive them.
  12. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    “Guess I’m the only person here who’s not too dumb to get the joke, am I right everybody?” When you start a war in sub-Saharan Africa so you can make a profit by selling weapons to both sides.
  13. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    The deception ratings were off the charts.
  14. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Then it turned into processed ham.
  15. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Then it turned into airplane turbulence.
  16. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Then it turned into pain.
  17. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Which then turned into angrier.
  18. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    With the ferocity of a thousand suns.
  19. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Unfortunately, the air wasn’t.
  20. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    He was not happy.
  21. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    It was in fact, unlimited, because Everyone didn’t really have a soul. It was both unlimited and nonexistent. “Oh hi! How’s the little bit of my power treating you? Painful, I presume?”
  22. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    Everyone blinked. “Oh well. That power is useless to anyone but me.”
  23. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    “Wrong answer!” Everyone said from right behind Soulmover. They had used Calano’s orb to effectively quadruple their dark energy and power capacity. They quickly covered him in an orb of black smoke and red lightning, warping him to the edge of the Universe. There were no stars. No light. No sound. Nothing.
  24. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    There was a frog sitting on his shoulder.
  25. ThroughTheLivingSequence
    It went along nicely, as workers and materials were readily available.
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