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  1. Szeth's Facepalm
    The nighwatcher says "ok" and hands you a coconut. you open the coconut and find it is filled with teeth made out of marzipan. You are perplexed. Your bane is that you can only breath out of one nostril at a time (and your mouth, of course). I wish for a really good nights sleep.
  2. Szeth's Facepalm
    And @Szeth's Facepalm was just confused. She consumed a chocolate peanut butter pretzel.
  3. Szeth's Facepalm
    Oh sorry I meant like in a week i still remember u tagging me here... ok ill shut up im being annoying
  4. Szeth's Facepalm
    Wassap @Frustration Looks like you haven't been here in a while
  5. Szeth's Facepalm
    Though neither is yours, my friend.
  6. Szeth's Facepalm

    Does anyone have any book recommendations? Especially ones available on audiobook? Here is a froggo for your troubles tumblr_pbkjnwvzsc1wl500oo1_1280.thumb.jpeg.1b51461f97159424f096d2521148d844.jpeg

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      Szeth's Facepalm

      Yay thank u! Also, thx everyone for over a hundred lil reputation thingys (lol) and hey look: over 50 posts!

    3. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      (I extra recommend Bluebear because I’ve literally been recommending it for years to sharders :P)

    4. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      *cough* Ene *cough*

  7. Szeth's Facepalm
    There was a funeral for both Steve and X's avatar.
  8. Szeth's Facepalm
    How do you know i'm not Luffy? It's yours. But whenever you hear music that your brain registers as christmas music you start doing the macarena. I wish for some super-strength study juice (as in it makes it way easier to study and do schoolwork)
  9. Szeth's Facepalm
    Hey there! Welcome to the asylum shard! Who is your favorite Stormlight Archive character? I also have cookies. may not be as good as, ya know, King Oreo's, but they might be less likely to have hemalurgic spikes in them are my own recipe
  10. Szeth's Facepalm
    Then this gigantic depression cloud floated over and coated everything.
  11. Szeth's Facepalm
    When you unironically say "storm it!" when you are upset When any time someone asks you what your favorite book is you launch into an hour-long explanation of the Rosharian magic system When you start hearing voices in your head after you ate a cookie you found on the shard Wait a second-
  12. Szeth's Facepalm
    Granted. They are huge and they crush you. I wish for some doughnuts
  13. Szeth's Facepalm
    LOL i dont even write in spanish that much
  14. Szeth's Facepalm
    If the oreos were depressed, clearly the world was ending.
  15. Szeth's Facepalm
    Yup! Twice! Has a dog.
  16. Szeth's Facepalm
    Luckily, they had oreos. Specifically lemon ones from the king of oreos himself.
  17. Szeth's Facepalm

    Thx for the follow!

    1. Experience

      Experience

      no u

  18. Szeth's Facepalm
    One of the bubbles contained Tim the Janitor. He was honored to have had a pizza named after him and had stoped his angry cleaning rampage.
  19. Szeth's Facepalm
    Can i be Raoden btw? I'm gonna make so many dor puns lol
  20. Szeth's Facepalm
    Then Szeth's Facepalm ate the pizza and the frog because she was hungry.
  21. Szeth's Facepalm
    The scientist had never seen a pizza without ears before. He was thoroughly disturbed.
  22. Szeth's Facepalm
    Now that the fourth wall was not only broken but eaten, the narrators were free to do as they liked.
  23. Szeth's Facepalm
    Is this still active? Because it seems EPIC and I'd love to join next round (Harmony and Szeth: epics raps btw)
  24. Szeth's Facepalm
    The frog decided to try eating something he had never eaten before.
  25. Szeth's Facepalm
    OMG YES! I have a stuffed Kurzgesagt duck and a duck poster in my room. Which is funny because usually thinking about deep space frightens the Braize out of me... TPBM is allergic to a very common food.
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