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  1. Szeth's Facepalm
    Plannin' for his future, see him now as he stands on
  2. Szeth's Facepalm
    *murders your entire family and steals all your possessions while simultaneously committing tax fraud* Nope, i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be like that.
  3. Szeth's Facepalm

    Guys 

    I have a confession

    So, you know how i've been acting like a human, being all human-y and stuff? And you probably thought i was a human?

    Well, the truth is... i'm actually a robot. Beep bop beep bop. *robot noises*

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    2. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      Uhhhh

      I spontaneously posted this at about midnight, then promptly forgot about it, then remembered it in a panic a minute ago

      ... idk why i did all that, but basically this is a tiny slice of what it's like to be my friend irl

      beep bop

    3. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      I have never known a robot before...I think. Interesting!

    4. ThroughTheLivingSequence

      ThroughTheLivingSequence

      Quite.

  4. Szeth's Facepalm
    Ok, this is the most vital part of the plan. If this doesn't go correctly, life as we know it is doomed for eternity. We must execute this PERFECTLY. There is no room for mistakes. Thaidikar, i need you to-- Thaidikar, HEY, THAIDIKAR, WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH? Yes, i love them, too! Would you like to see my private collection?
  5. Szeth's Facepalm
    A voice saying, "alex, you gotta fend for yourself"
  6. Szeth's Facepalm
    Heehee. You do not know my evil plans. Teeheehee.
  7. Szeth's Facepalm
    Facepalm squeezed into a crack and hid while the angry peasants were distracted by... all that stuff. Unfortunately, it was the same crack that shallan and kaladin were using to hide from the chasmfiend. Then the chasmfiend ate Thaidikar and Spook.
  8. Szeth's Facepalm
    Alex got better but his mother went quick.
  9. Szeth's Facepalm
    Facepalm bust in, ignoring the epic and bizzare battle. "Excuse me," they cried, "I have excellent consulting skills! In fact, i even know what that word means! There's no need to be rude, rubber chickens! >:(" Everyone stared at Facepalm. Facepalm sighed. "Oh, never mind, don't cease your squabbles for me. Get back to whatever you were doing."
  10. Szeth's Facepalm
    (Spoilered for size) No explanation needed
  11. Szeth's Facepalm
    The odium chicken shard listened to the screaming with glee. It donned the Thaidikar flower crown and sent The Thrill to everyone in the bleachers, so they started attacking eachother. Meanwhile, Facepalm was safe in their giant melted robot consultant orb. Then people started banging on the door.
  12. Szeth's Facepalm
    Kiss Rock, marry Leshwi, kill Gavilar (sorry man, but you're dead already, so...) Hoid, Thaidikar, Szeth
  13. Szeth's Facepalm
    The chicken was now about the size of a large panda, and had spikes sticking out of its back. It ascended and became Odium (which is oddly not the first time a giant chicken has ascended and become odium on the shard.) In seeing this, Thaidikar the flower screamed. Then Hoid, who had been hanging out with the BREADMUNKS and had also eaten to much vodka, screamed in all caps and turned Thaidikar into a beautiful flower crown for the Odium Chicken Shard.
  14. Szeth's Facepalm
    Oh yeah, dalton is good Sorry i was a little harsh, i had just opened youtube and gotten a new cast studio c recommended to me and was fuming a little lol
  15. Szeth's Facepalm
    When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden
  16. Szeth's Facepalm
    Do u guys have rat tails? Cause if you have those i'd be interested in joining. Also, can i see the benefits package?
  17. Szeth's Facepalm
    Yes plz
  18. Szeth's Facepalm
    Gets .noisufnoc ES Inserts my three pound psychopath yorkie, Frida, whom i love very much
  19. Szeth's Facepalm
    Wat? Wat are these smart computer words? I understand not (So... no?) TPBM likes Gravity Falls
  20. Szeth's Facepalm
    Hmmmmm, i don't remember a lot about iyatil... i have to reread WoR Kiss Iyatil, marry Thaidikar, kill Mraize (?) (Ok, lets try this one again) Wax, Wayne, Marasi
  21. Szeth's Facepalm
    If you do watch it, don't watch any with the new cast. Search up "studio c old cast," people made playlists, i think. No offense (actually yes offense) to the new cast, but they are ABSOLUTE CREM and a disgrace to the once beautiful thing that is studio c. (I am sure they are lovely people, but they need to quit acting and skit writing right now. ... - @Szeth's Facepalm
  22. Szeth's Facepalm
    There's a million things i haven't done
  23. Szeth's Facepalm

    The way that you bring the cosmere to life is stunning. Your art is incredible, keep up the good work! :D

    (P.S. your kelseir is spot on! Well, all the characters you draw are, but he stood out to me especially.)

  24. Szeth's Facepalm
    Gets i am a stick Inserts @Robin Hatter
  25. Szeth's Facepalm
    Haven't seen GoT, soo... 7/10?
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