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Szeth's Facepalm

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  1. THERES A CHEST THAT'S JUST DOWN THERE, A STORM IS COMING AND YOU NEED HEALS TO PREPARE
  2. cheescak! cheescak is good
  3. I NEED HEALING AND I'M ONLY AT ONE HP
  4. I'D REALLY LIKE TOOO CHUG JUG WITH YOUUU WE COULD BE PRO FORTNIGHT GAMERS
  5. Hmmmmm kiss India, marry Ireland, kill Russia A cello, a viola, a bass
  6. The nightwatcher takes pity on your pathetic wish and gives you bob without a bane. I wish for more time and also a rainbow frog hat.
  7. TAKE ME TO YOUR XBOX TO PLAY FORTNIGHT TODAAY!
  8. Gets Lord Marquaad Inserts a rainbow frog hat Edit: WAIT WRONG THING I THOUGHT WE WERE AT "INSERTS E" ugg sorry
  9. Kiss PC, marry Laptop (my beloved), kill Xbox. Rock, paper, scissors
  10. No, sadly TPBM has played Pangolin Love at least once today
  11. *sigh* A ton of responsibilities just got dumped on me, and i'm not dealing well with the stress. I just got over some major hard times with my mental health and i can feel it all slipping back to how it was before. I'm kind of exhausted with life and i can't take a break nor have any time to do the things i'm excited about. Hugs would be much appreciated.
  12. MY FRIEND JUST GOT DOWNED, I REVIVED HIM NOW WE'RE HEADING SOUTH BOUND
  13. Kiss star wars, marry HP, absolutely fricking murder MCU (except for hawkeye which i will keep alive) 17thshard.com, brandonsanderson.com, coppermind.net
  14. Facepalm was incredibly wise now. they knew that Kanye was going to be elected president in 2024. they knew that among us was going to make a comeback in 3400. they knew that the dinosaurs were going to come back. they used their powers to make a delicious sandwich. the best sandwich they had ever eaten. just ignore me y'all
  15. Facepalm gasped at power flooded into them. the power to create. and they power to destroy. First, they destroyed all other shards except the two they possessed. Then they made Thaidikar god emperor over all creation. Then they solved world hunger and all conflict. then they killed all of their enemies. They were invincible.
  16. Facepalm reluctantly decided to ally with Thaidikar, as it seemed their only option at the moment. They ate some metal and then exploded a bunch of stuff, but this time not at Thaidikar.
  17. WE GOT A NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYAL YEAH FORTNIGHT WE 'BOUT TO GET DOWN ... to many?
  18. Facepalm burned bronze and soothed all emotion everywhere, permanently, killing the emotion shards. Then facepalm ate a sandwich. It was a tuna sandwich.
  19. Pineapple on pizza is delicious and people only don't like it because the media tells them to. TPBM has more then 10,000 popcat clicks.
  20. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    *deep breath*

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Thank you.

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