Syl: Where is Kaladin?
Shallan: I'll do you one better, who is Kaladin??
Adolin: Here's a better question, why is Kaladin?
Skar: You’re a loose cannon, Lopen.
Lopen: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Drehy: I think you play by your own rules.
Rock: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Skar: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Lopen: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Teft is a loose cannon.
Teft: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Lopen!
Rock: I’d say Teft’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.
Drehy: Now I’m just confused. Is Lopen a loose cannon or not?
Skar: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.
Lopen: *groans*
Teft: Aw, man.
Shallan, knocking on the door: Radiant, open up!
Radiant: It all started when I was a kid.
Shallan: That’s not what I-
Veil: Let them finish!
Shallan is casually searching around the room*
Veil: Hey Shallan, what’re you looking for?
Shallan: My will to live.
*Radiant walks into the room*
Shallan: Oh, there it is.