Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Thaidakar looked to Moni and then back to the witherlord, he knew what to do. he threw a card at the vines and yelled, "Ezmerize!" the vines shrunk away. Thaidakar then started humming the bully Maguire theme song as he danced infront of the witherlord. all the withergeists were confused.

Darien Talned opened the door gently. lobby music played as he analyzed the room. five people sat in chairs with backs to the wall. Darien sighed, it seemed as if no-one would be a threat to him. Darien walked forward to the front desk, a short lady with vibrant red hair and a bored look about her looked up from her computer, "hello, what do you want?" Darien rolled his eyes, "bored are we?" he leaned on the wall and said, "well, I would like to see the person who runs this place." She looked up, "why would you need to? you don't appear to need anything." Darien sighed. "don't trust em," said a voice in Darien's head. it was Darien's brother. ever since he could remember he had heard Elek's voice in his head. He had only recently realized a spike lay in his arm, which apparently held his brother's soul. Darien sighed and whispered under his breath, "why?" "She seems like someone hired her," said Elek. He turned to the woman and said, "well, I could motivate you." he shook a small pouch of coins at his belt. the receptionist smiled, "I can get you through to the manager in a few minutes, you can wait over there while I call him." Darien handed over the coins and she smiled broadly. Darien sat down as far from the other customers as possible and began humming the ghanderflaffle theme song a random tune.

HEY! Ark! you have exactly 7 K posts!

*blinks* HELLO? THE LEGEND! I HAVE FINALLY MET YOU!!!! Hello, read the paper, I am your - surve e e e y. Thaidakar blinked and wrote, "um, ok, you a bit glitchy?" the paper wrote back, "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- s I-I aaaah glit-t-tching."

I would make the changes but for some reason I can't find my post. it just disappeared.

right, well, I'm here with the sldkjfslgh a very well known health organization in the alley verse, I am Thaidakar Kelsier, phd in ridiculousness.

mkay, I will.

*rolls eyes* well, SCIENCE is also involved with electric boogers.

right, and the fact we have cookies with literal gigantic metal spikes in them isn't silliness. anyhow. I'm thinking of introducing my character in the hospital as that seems to be where everyone is. ah well, an opening is an opening. ima head there now.

YES TPBM responded too late.

Once upon a time in a land full of lime a princess deemed it was time to begin a little rhyme. The prince liked lint so he gave a little hint that he wanted lint for a Christmas gift. I dunno guys, I want some lint.

sure robbing rob. no that nickname sucks, forget I said that. TPBM sucks at SE but plays anyways.

YES. TPBM wants to give me a cool nickname.

Thaidakar smiled as he took out his own survey, "I have a few tricks up my sleeve." Thaidakar pulled out a pencil and wrote, "hello! My name is Thaidakar."

... how did you know? TPBM is currently multitasking.

um, no. TPBM exists.

When your best friend is another type of nerd.

heh, found me out have you? TPBM jokes about terrible things for some reason that you don't even know yourself.

when you quote random movies and shows at random intervals everyday.

when you ship someone with someone else and it works out.

Thaidakar pulled out a large pair of clippers and cut the vines and unleashing Moniker. (that's not auto correct)

YES, I needs to get the kickstarter stuffs. TPBM jokes bout drinking vodka when they actually won't and never will.

when you write a book but noone likes it.

... how did you know? TPBM doesnt drink booze.