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Szeth Pancakes

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  1. Gets a book that is too short. Inserts red spider.
  2. Appendix I: All the worldbuilding you should have just but in the book, storm it
  3. Neik ran towards his target, guns pointed at her two friends. He had to get up close - otherwise, she’d pull some dirty Mystic sorcery on him. He’d seen her block those Pacis’ bullets with her big fancy sword - he knew he had to be careful, or he’d meet the same fate as they did.
  4. He never answered my question…
  5. Gets the highest power in the universe ever. Inserts a Calvin-and-Hobbes model toboggan.
  6. Gets the highest power in the universe ever inserts your mom
  7. Neither Nazh nor Kelsier. 1. This character has blue eyes. 2. This character is in five or more books. 3. This character is from Roshar. edit: no not Rayse.
  8. \_•\/•_/ TPBM has only read tWoA once.
  9. Gets Arika from Chosen. Inserts Shardblade.
  10. No. I’m only 5’ 5” TPBM is less than 5’ 6” tall.
  11. Gets Barack Obama Inserts battered copy of tWoK
  12. Granted. Your eyes start bleeding and can’t stop I wish for a knife
  13. Gets a mote of dust. Inserts kidney.
  14. Granted! He’s just like he is in all of those cursed images! You’re having fun, aren’t you? heheheheheheeheh I wish for murder to be legal.
  15. Name all the spice girls. STORMFATHER!
  16. Not until April TPBM loves the sound of screams.
  17. 3. It says you live in Utah on your profile and 1 is too outlandish to be chosen as a lie.
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