Aeoryi

Panda: You bought a taco? Thaid: Yes. Panda: From the same truck that hit Aeoryi?! Thaid, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them. Aeoryi: You can’t have a gun on stage! Eddie: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play. Panda: You're smiling. What happened? Eddie: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Thaid: Aeoryi tripped and fell down the stairs today. Panda: Aeoryi, I have a question. Aeoryi: What is it, Panda? Panda: What color is an orange? Aeoryi: Panda, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon. Panda: Is this your plan B? Eddie: Technically, this is plan P. Panda: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Eddie: Yes, but I marry Thaid in plan M. Thaid: I like plan M. Aeoryi: Pick a card, any card. Thaid: Fine. Aeoryi: Wait, that's my credit card! Thaid: You said any card. Eddie: Are you a painting? Panda: What-? Eddie: Because I want to pin you to a wall. Aeoryi: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING- Thaid: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult. Eddie, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life Aeoryi: I failed my safety training course today. Thaid: Why, what happened? Aeoryi: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Thaid: And? Aeoryi: Well apparently "STORMING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer. Aeoryi: Eddie, I swear I didn’t know Thaid was coming over. I always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. It had nothing to do with you! Aeoryi: I am a ninja. Panda: No, you’re not. Aeoryi: Did you see me do that? Panda: Do what? Aeoryi: Exactly. @Thaidakar the Ghostblood, @Edema Rue, @SmilingPanda19

OMG is that a CW? I like how Wit vote could cause massive ripples

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Current VC:

Fake

"I took an oath not to harm or attempt to harm others. Leaving them would be harming them."

"I am unable to not do this."

Oh wait I am dumb

"I will do it. I hope so."

We refer to it as openwolfing

Wait they were supposed to be ai?

Granted. It requires asking. I wish for Connie to come back

Wise choice, youngling

"I will. I will. I can't just not do it."

Huh

You get nothing since you did wish I wish for for Granted, your romance always includes weird characters and fits the generic romance plot always

You do?

"It should be fine. I should be fine." Her voice was shaking.

I can deliver it as a PDF if that's better. Lemme check the link tho. It shouldn't lead to the Elim doc, I don't think so. Just think like it's just going to be more Detrimental to others irl lives if I try to go down fighting. Like, I understand that it's a contraversial call but I mean it's what's going to halprn

"Anything I should know about Malum before I confront it?"

Granted. It comes with teenage depression I ish for w

I am too, for now