Aeoryi

Up to you, I just threw out the first silly idea that came to mind. 
maybe something like Milton Wormwood? Idk, don’t want to poison your first impression of the idea 

Nonono I love this idea

It's like

"4/10. Table legs were too tall."

The image i have is this guy who’s like a massively skinny ninety year old redneck with scraggly white hair staring up at a tree for an hour before stapling one of those sanitation ratings from like the back of any place that serves food on it and it says like three or something and then he skips away cackling and does that to every rock, bush, vista, and other natural thing in the woods, maybe he rates like a dead deer 98/100 or something.

or something stupid like that