The Storming Stormfather

Welcome to the Shard, @ScarecrowBoat716 (to tag someone, type @{name of user})! If you were to eat one of the Rosharian jams, which would you chose?

Welcome to the storming Shard, @jorgederoma! So you're now a necromancer and you can bring back one dead Brando Sando character. Who would it be?

Welcome to the Shard! Which Cosmere character would you most want to string during a highstorm?

Welcome to the Shard, @Legobinder! If you could build (or have built for you) one scene from Sanderson's books (not Dawnshard, I haven't read that), what would it be? And would you want to build it?

Welcome to the Shard! Shardplate or Shardblade?

Welcome to the Shard, @TheHotze! If you were to pick any of the cosmere's religions, which would you pick? 

Welcome to the storming Shard, @Mystic Syn! If you were to befriend any of Brandon's characters, who would you chose?

@Gyirin Welcome to the Shard! If you could chose any one of Brandon's magic systems (Allomancy, Rithmatics, Breaths, etc.), which would you pick?

Good to know you're alive. @Aeternum, welcome to the Shard! What's you favorite Sanderson book? Who's your favorite character?

Welcome, @Archo, to the 17th Shard. If you could Ascend as one of the Shards (living or dead), which would you pick?

Welcome to the Shard, Autobrecciation! Which character (non-Mistborn series) do you think would have the best chance to take down the Lord Ruler?

On 4/14/2016 at 3:18 PM, Jondesu said:

There's a character named Boomerang (I think) that could move really fast for a short time, then snapped back to the point she started at. Once they knew that, they just hit her as she snapped back.

It's Yo-yo. Not important, but still.

Note that in Firefight, David's entire top half of his body is vaporized by Obliteration and he still is healed by Prof's power, so there is no guarantee that crushing Prof's head would actually kill him.

5 hours ago, Honorless said:

Don't worry! Plenty of us have bad English. Welcome!

Even those of us who grew up using English still have problems with it, so don't worry about it!

16 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

Hello! If you were to blast one person in the cosmere with the almighty power of the almighty and secretly hope they survive, which character would it be?

I don't quite understand this question, but kind of sounds like "who's you favorite character" so I will respond with this.

 HOID!!!!!!!!!!

Renarin is a close second with Breeze, Wayne, Lopen, Silence and Sebarial tied for third.

9 hours ago, Scout_Fox said:

Currently my roof, hbu? And The Storming Stormfather?? Man, I don't know if we can handle this! 

Lols welcome to the Shard happy to have you join us! I'm gonna have to give a hard plug for the Alcatraz books if you haven't tried them yet lol. Their tone is hilarious it's definitely worth at least a look! 

If it was possible, which world in the Cosmere would you live on and why?

No, you definitely can't handle me. I'm way to fast. Also in a very comfortable chair. In my house btw.

As for which planet, probably Threnody. It's so interesting there!

2 hours ago, Honorless said:

Storming welcome to the Shard! Kalak's breath, how in Damnation was that username not already taken! Nice grab! 

I don't storming know how in the storms it wasn't storming taken yet! It's a storming great name!

9 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Welcome! What Brandon books have you read?

Everything but the Alcatraz books. My favorite is any of these: Words of Radiance, any of the Reckoners, Skyward or any of the Mistborn (either saga).

Thanks! 

Hi! I have no clue what to say were , so...... STORM YOU!