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  1. Turtle
    Granted. You are a monkey. I wish for a alomantic turtle-duck!
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    A young woman walks into the building, wearing a cloak and odd metal gloves. "Hello," she said, walking into the room "are you still recruiting? Im Everest." @Rushu42
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    Me discovering the cosmere. what has happened with autocorrect to you?
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    a young woman, maybe 15 or 16 opens the door and comes in. She walks toward the front of the room and stands in front of mistrunner, arms folded. "I'd like to join the Knights Awkward, if you don't mind. I am, of Course, a Referencecaller. Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will read all Brandon, even if it is not Cosmere" @StormblessedSurvivor @Butt Ad Venture
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    what am I supposed to say? granted. you are know spiked with a spike made of shamalloy. my boon shall be applesauce!
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    Hows the weather?
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    Granted, enjoy your fish in a panini press. I wish for fish to not become leader of the hegemony (no hard feelings)
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    My favorite book, oathbringer! Can you make a horrible joke with this info: im hungry!
  12. Turtle
    well I just started a political debate..... anyways I think I might create another political debate if I answer that. what is the best food?
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    But why would harmony's agent be part of the diagram? * starts looking for new wobs about this*
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    What do I get if I vote for fish? syl or lift?
  15. Turtle
    Full of allomantic zombie ostriches.
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    uhhh... what campaign? likely not. which is better: shardfork or shardpole?
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    no. simple as that. do you enjoy ice skating and/or know what figure skating is? also, making sense is beneath all sharders.
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    um so I think I posted something on reddit about this, a lot of people think she's comer aware and/or Khriss was her master. I'll try to find the link.
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    dang. Though he wasn't sure how to disguise himself as nobody. im gonna go soon.
  20. Turtle
    then he ate a carrot and disguised himself as...
  21. Turtle
    that one time the school bully got bird poo on his head. how many dragon flies have you seen this summer or ( BoM)
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    and painfully
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    And so he sent a force to hunt down all the hamsters and de-spike them.
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    SO devastated!!!!!!!!
  25. Turtle
    why thank you. in the end, one of those hamsters from page one bought the book, and subsequently gnawed it to pieces.
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