Bearer of all agonies

Then Gerald tried to eat Truthwatcher, but realized that he is vegetarian, so spit Truthwatcher out.

Ishar says I’m king now.

Ishi, Herald of luck be praised. I am king now. I WIN!!!

Sorry. *wins*

YKYASFW you spend 90% of your day on the shard and reading Brandon Sanderson.

Sadeas, whenever insulted by Wit: Wit be like: Odium, when trying to create a evil order of the Knights Radiant:

Only mildly.

When you try to come up with cooler names than Skybreaker and Windrunner: Skyrunner and Um. . . WindBreaker.

Yes. Yes you are.

When you sit around all day waiting for notifications on the shard. (At the same time rereading OB for the fourteenth time)

I am king now

@Danex What do you wish for?

Doctor, I have a very severe headache. Doctor: Have you been reading The Cosmere? Me: Yes

Wow. I just read this whole thread and laughed a bunch. Thank you! This is so fun and entertaining. I love your wife’s names for everyone. Kaladin is Slaveboi forever now.

Yeah whoops

No

Haha!

I am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien... he will teach you leadership. So much is lost between Returns... I will train your soldiers. We should have time. Ishar keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Desolations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Surgebinders to act as guardians... Knights... The coming days will be difficult, but with training, humanity will survive. You must bring me to your leaders. The other Heralds should join us soon.

I am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien... he will teach you leadership. So much is lost between Returns... I will train your soldiers. We should have time. Ishar keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Desolations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Surgebinders to act as guardians... Knights... The coming days will be difficult, but with training, humanity will survive. You must bring me to your leaders. The other Heralds should join us soon

Nice galaxy cat. Really cool fading. 8/10

Granted, but you will die in an hour. I wish I could become a windrunner.

So I can bring a roster?

So they left.

No sorry. *tries to be sneaky*