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Bearer of all agonies

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  1. Kiss Vasher, Marry Stick (duh), and kill doomslug. KMK Syl, Pattern, and Ivory.
  2. Gets Loki’s dead body. *Inserts Thor’s Hammer.*
  3. What?!? You were winning for ELEVEN HOURS!!!
  4. That is so hard. Kiss sibling, marry Stormfather, kill Nightwatcher, Duh. KMK David, Megan, Jasnah.
  5. Gets headache chart: Inserts Shardblade:
  6. Because they were killed. Being immortal or dying tomorrow?
  7. Granted, but you will never know what power you have and how to use it. I wish to be able to fly.
  8. Granted, but that something will eat your face unless you feed it octopus. I wish for a Dawnshard.
  9. 1000 pages! Hooray! *Brings out 1000-tiered celebrity cake.* Yay! Cake forever!
  10. This is my lunch every day.
  11. YKYASFWever you apologize to anyone you show them this:
  12. For every nickel that is put into the vending machine, 50 Doomslugs pour out.
  13. Granted, they are the nicest pair of shoes you’ve ever owned, but they don’t fit. I wish for a Shardblade.
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