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Going_North_cal

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  1. Gets a sword through the chest, which immediately kills you for sinning. Inserts dead Thaidakar body.
  2. WAIT the us may remain. they have much cactus enjoyers. divert this missile to the penguins of the north. they must perish for having no cactus.
  3. Gets a reality icon. (Welcome to the Nowhere) Inserts one poco-class starfighter.
  4. how fantastic. *pushes button* BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION. ALL WILL BE DECIMATED BY MY SPIKY FURY.
  5. You get a stick, but it refuses to be anything else. I wish for a genuine caring romantic partner.
  6. i will join you in decimating fertile lands, as well as the PSC. i hate pencil sharpeners. spines from cactus are better than pencil sharpener.
  7. Gets a scudding wardrobe. Inserts a blue hair strand.
  8. Granted, but you can't drink any water with it until one hour after you have eaten it. I wish to blow up malaysia.
  9. Gets confused cartoon mermaid. Inserts your mother.
  10. This aligns with my motives, and I will join you in desert-ifying the world and covering it in cactus. the humans will bow before our sharp spines and delicious jooce.
  11. Granted, but no one will ever read them. I wish to become a vampiric capybara.
  12. Thank you for informing me of the whereabouts of this particular glass of special cactus liquid. *takes a sip* my, my, this cactus juice is simply divine. I thankk you for the hjuucis sir.
  13. Gets a cold cheeseburger. Inserts a Ukrainian flag
  14. cactus juice would be nice, thank you good sir. I will provide forth a glass for you to pour the cactus from navjajao desert joice.
  15. Gets a sword, but cooler. Inserts fake kids money from convenience store for treat.
  16. amazing thank you. *takes aforementioned spine* yes sir i do believe that this is an authentic cactus spine from a cactus from the najavo dessertt thank youin
  17. Gets a "no doxxing" card. Inserts the entire state of Eswatini
  18. sir you are still cactus yes? hm. please sir might i borrow a spine from your fine cactus coat, if i may, to confirm that you are indeed a cactus.
  19. idk how to spoiler tags, but uh *cough* it's fine right...?
  20. Gets a confused RAFO sticker. Inserts a boomslug.
  21. cactus hello cactus friend you are spiky and cool ::thumbs_up:: thank you for existing
  22. sir you do have my cactus then?
  23. Uh. Kill @Sequence(sry m8) Kiss @Szeth_Pancakes, marry @Doomslug The Destroyer @Thaidakar the Ghostblood, @Szeth's Facepalm, @Robin Hatter
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