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  1. The_Archivist
    You know, if this works it will be the new longest thread. 37
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    Curse you and your stubborn ways! (wow, Frustration is really having a field day out here isn't he?)
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    That was a long one. 34
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    Archivist realised he is an Archivist and tapped his memories of everything Jell took away from him, returning to normal.
  5. The_Archivist
    I honestly don't know.
  6. The_Archivist
    Maybe we should just stop posting here, then no-one will lose.
  7. The_Archivist
    This isn't really a question, more of a statement. When you say chortle, I imagine something something between a maniacal laugh and a video game bird sound effect. Shouldn't this be in the AMA sub forum?
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    John shrugged. "You could say that, it depends on your definition really. I'm sorry to break away so suddenly but I believe he said something about knowing where coffee is? *Turns towards Ran*" @AonEne
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    I was going to go on a tangent about how crêpes are superior because they are more chocolate than dough (when I make them at least) but it looks like that won't be necessary. Also making things with yeast, and all types of fruit.
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    In the deep recess of his mind, Archivist remembered the good old days on TLT(M), when he did his very best to destroy Jell in her youth. Perhaps that was why she hated him so much... oh well, it didn't really matter anymore.
  11. The_Archivist
    Beep...beep...beep...beep...beep Maaaaan, I was so sure that would work. Well, looks like there's nothing left to do but press the big ol' universe reset button.
  12. The_Archivist
    I'm in! (as long as that cake isn't spiked)
  13. The_Archivist
    "No, no, all knowledge is important, even what motivates other people, it should be acknowledged and recorded... that doesn't creep you out does it?"
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    In his last moments as a different person, Archivist rasped "you forgot one thing jell, if creativity and randomness don't exist, then how can you? There is nothing more random than an all powerful sea jelly is there now? How could someone create you without creativity? You should never bite the hand that feeds you *Gasp* even *Gasp* if that food *Gasp* is hardtack..."
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    "Yep, got here right now actually." He grinned. "I'm so excited to actually be here!"
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    No, no, not the food! Not the baking! But it's not over yet, there is still something Archivist could do... "Hah, you think something something as simple as that will stop us? As long as creativity and randomness exists, food will be reinvented, and always will be, for creativity is a wonderful thing that can help everyone do good wacky things."
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    "You say you are making things normal, but the power of confectionery shall always prevail, no matter how well you phrase your changes, for that is what confectionerys are all about, being different. They give us happyness when it feels like we have none, they remind us that all is not lost in the world. Crêpes are the one thing you can never destroy, Jell Tyrant, no matter how hard you try, they are chocolatey self indulgence."
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    John sighed in relief. If there wasn't any coffee, he didn't know what he would have done. "Thank you, that would be lovely" He blinked, riiiight, manners, he forgot about those sometimes. "I'm John". There, much better.
  19. The_Archivist
    And so the world lived in terrible blandness until Archivist appeared and showed them the way of crêpes, which were not affected, for in crêpes, the dough matters not, only the extravagant amounts of chocolate you put inside inside it.
  20. The_Archivist
    Archivist then put the cat in a box and hooked the box up to make it a quantum power supply. Schrodinger's cat forever!
  21. The_Archivist
    John bust in through the door, excitement comfortably burning in his stomach alongside his metal, afer all this time, he finally found the hub of the cosmere, the amount of knowledge he could gain from this place is unimaginable! but first... "I have no idea who you guys are, and right now I don't really care, but tell me this, do you have coffee?" @anyone in the hall
  22. The_Archivist
    Thank you do much!
  23. The_Archivist
    The kandra homeland?
  24. The_Archivist
    Count me in!
  25. The_Archivist
    Can anyone point me to a thread that explains the major plot? And where i can find the other eras plot?
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