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I really like the word archipelago, but prestidigitation is also one of my favorites. It means sleight of hand.

Nice. I have Staples. So if anyone needs office supplies...

You forgot to ask for a boon. The Nightwatcher shakes her head and kills you. Such a waste of time My brother wishes to bond with the Nightwatcher

Welcome to the Shard! Who's your favorite character?

Hey, sounds like fun. Can I join?

Yeah, it's way harder than it looks, and I clearly didn't practice enough.

Hoid was here. I screwed up a couple of the letters.

How to wish your friend a happy birthday in quarantine: Show up at their house and write cryptic messages in butchered women's script on their driveway.

Perfect for worldhopping! I have some poorly drawn maps of the cosmere

Nice. I have a deconstructed lasagna.

I just want to say, I totally called it on the youth speakers! Now none of us are safe...

Granted. You are now able to run a mile between 5:02 am and 5:02 pm My brother wishes that every time he sneezed he could summon lightning out his nose.

Ooh! *Crunch* I have a flavor packet for instant noodles

Nice! I have a fire that refuses to be a stick

No time means I'm busy. Perfect for surviving quarantine I have an assortment of flavors of boxed rice.

Granted, but you are 10x more likely to experience things you definitely don't want to remember. I wish dinner was ready

393: if someone tells you a rule that doesn't make much sense (always have a fire going in the woods, don't tell x creature your name, don't look it in the eyes, etc ) follow it. There's probably a good reason.

Granted, you now have enough good books keep a bonfire going that will last all of quarantine. I wish I could take a vacation and visit the cosmere.

Granted. They are not delayed not by coronavirus, but by a bunch of legal drama. Brother wishes he could legally barf on people.

Granted. They like it but not enough to give you reputation for it. Brother wishes for the ability that anytime he says a weird fish's name he can heal himself.

Remember the magic system Brandon talked about where diseases give you powers? Allergic reactions are like that. While you are in the middle of the allergic reaction, you have magic powers, but as soon as it's over, you are back to normal. So while in anaphylactic shock you can see the future, hives make you invisible but only where the hives are. Watery eyes give you emotional manipulation. Headaches let you read minds. Puffy tongue let's you understand any language. Postcards

I'll take it! Expand my criminal underground. Who wants a restraining order?

Perfect for my sock puppet show! Here's a man dressed as a dinosaur chicken nugget

Welcome to the Shard! Who's your favorite character?

Well, with all the flights cancelled, you can't go to Tahiti and prove she's not now can you? Theory: Aimia is actually Damnation, but a series of mistranslations and misspellings led to it being known as Rosharan hell instead of the reclusive beaver country that it is.