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NameIess

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  1. Death resolved to leave TLT and never come back, those narrators wouldn't let anyone do their job properly.
  2. Then the world imploded violently
  3. Death approached the dark figure carefully. It always paid to be careful around dark lords, they always seemed to have some sort of "Anti-death" weapon.
  4. Another dark figure loomed behind Dirken Hinglebakrr. He raised a ten foot long shardblade made of swirling shadows, preparing to execute this mockery of darkness.
  5. TF immediatly reversed time, then attempted a different angle of attack; he fired three RPG blasts.
  6. Granted. Your Bane is that it will get so many upvotes that the 17th Shard will crash. Since you failed to give Mushroom Catalog a Bane, I shall give you the Bane of Nightwatchers who fail to do their job, or TBONWFTDTJ. According to article 2 of section b of the 4th ammendement of Nightwatcher Boon/Bane, you shall be subject to 50 years of hard labor at the pits of Hathsin, followed by the death of all those you love. You will then have a hearing to determine whether you simply forgot to give a Bane, or if you intended to give them no Bane as part of a conspiracy. If the latter is the case, then your most recent wish shall come undone. If, on the other hand, it is the former, then you will only be subjected to eternal torture in The Valley, in order to warn the other Nightwatchers not to repeat this mistake. I wish for a really good idea for something to post on TLT (The Longest Thread).
  7. While FT was being guilt-tripped, a sinister figure watched from afar. It was Temporal Flux, FT's dreaded nemesis.
  8. After killing Plantera, new enemies will spawn in Skeletron's dungeon, and after killing them it will sometimes spawn Lost souls (I think that's their name) which you can kill for Ectoplasm.
  9. You get beetle armor by combining beetle shells that you get from Golem with turtle armor, and you get spectre armor by combining chlorophyte with ectoplasm to get spectre bars, then crafting those into armor.
  10. I played Terraria on mobile until the new update making it about equal unfortunately coincided with me getting a new device, while my old one was incompatible, which resulted in all my hours of work failing to transfer over. I had Beetle armor, spectre armor, and two different sets of shroomite, had beaten every boss in the game, and gotten all the best weapons and gear except for the frost queen loot, so I'm having trouble motivating myself to play anymore.
  11. "oops, that's an occasional side effect, my bad" Nameless said. "here, let me fix that" The baby breadmunk was teleported to Breadmunk HQ, which was still undergoing heavy repairs after the Blob's assault.
  12. "Sorry, I should have thought that through first" FT's wounds magically healed. "Is that better?"
  13. "Well, no sense in putting this off, just gotta rip it out quickly." Nameless ripped the spike out of FT.
  14. I maintain that Kaladin would be the perfect combination of both handsomeness and intimidation.
  15. The Radiant cuts off the Mistborn's foot with a Shradblade. "It appears that strategy didn't work out for you, now did it?"
  16. By narrating the Joker to believe that Doomstick was Batman's secret identity.
  17. The cupcake did not, however, have any spikes in it, hemalurgic or otherwise. Nameless would never fall to such lows, even to take revenge on the one who had killed him.
  18. The brown blob stripped Truthless of all of his narrative powers and Nameless' mind, then spat him out, before forming back into Nameless. "See how you like it Truthless"Nameless said, "Now to hunt down Doomstick"
  19. Truthless felt a sudden inclination towards jumping into a volcano.
  20. Truthless began punching himself in the face repeatedly. It was as if his conscience was telling him something.
  21. Leaving a Blob of narrational power without any guiding mind or emotion except pure hatred, and it was all directed toward Truthless.
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