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    And purple.
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    And chickens.
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    And a nonfactual tax.
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    About how to conquer the universe.
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    Which half the population still didn't understand.
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    Which no one really understood.
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    Except for on full moons.
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    "Domesticated" as in not being murder monsters constantly hungering for human blood. They only hungered for blood 50% of the time.
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    For good reason.
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    But then the Werewolves leveled up. This caused them to evolve into Werepuppies.
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    But they didn't have enough.
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    But that was irrelevant.
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    But then they discovered that it was sun blood that was on Malacandra.
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    And so the monkeys sent an expedition to Malacandra.
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    But it turned out that the Moon God's silver only made the werewolves more powerful.
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    And then the werewolves invaded.
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    But then silver became useless.
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    And also considering that the Moon God was very lenient about taxes.
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    The Aethaflaffles were happy about this.
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    And they called it the Aethaflafflemonkey.
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    Somehow, against all odds, the monkeys and rebel Aethaflaffles. won.
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    So they decided that the only logical choice was to start a war with the Ghanderflaffles.
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    They were out of bananas.
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    It was a good thing they reproduced asexually by eating bananas.
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    Inside the moon.
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