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  1. NameIess
    It was all the ninjas fault.
  2. NameIess
    Which was forever.
  3. NameIess
    "Of course an idea lives. But I don't enjoy books because they're ideas. I enjoy books because of the journey they take me on. And if that journey is ridiculous, well, I can't really enjoy a book anymore."
  4. NameIess
    Until nothing. The golden age of peace lasted forever.
  5. NameIess
    And everyone was happy.
  6. NameIess
    Nameless nodded sadly. "I've always heard that books weren't real, but I've always thought that was just... I don't know, people making things up?"
  7. NameIess
    Nameless shook his head, dropping a copy of The Fellowship of The Ring. "I dunno what there is to talk about. I just realized that books... aren't real life."
  8. NameIess
    This made him not be angry anymore.
  9. NameIess
    Nameless sighed. "Yeah, I guess."
  10. NameIess
    "No. They're from my personal collection." Nameless hesitated for a moment, staring at his signed leatherbound WoK, then chucked it into the flames.
  11. NameIess
    It hadn't been cleaned since... ever.
  12. NameIess
    And it somehow failed. They didn't get a Dawnshard. They got seventeen.
  13. NameIess
    It was also so they could get a Dawnshard.
  14. NameIess
    That alliance included Hoid being imprisoned forever.
  15. NameIess
    The ninjas rescued Hoid, only to deliver him back to the squirrels.
  16. NameIess
    Unfortunately, one of the squirrels secretly had a nut allergy.
  17. NameIess
    This turned out to be a ploy by the squirrels to get Hoid for first-degree animalslaughter.
  18. NameIess
    Only to run into a hungry frog on his way out.
  19. NameIess
    They were very effective.
  20. NameIess
    And gotten arrested by a squad of hypercompetent police officers, who were now interrogating him.
  21. NameIess
    Nameless nodded, sitting back down on his bed and throwing some more ripped-up pages into his fireplace.
  22. NameIess
    Meanwhile, Hoid was going through a novel experience: He was becoming questionable.
  23. NameIess
    Nameless slammed his door shut and reinforced it with a wall of air.
  24. NameIess
    Which was odd.
  25. NameIess
    And his outsides.
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