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NameIess

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  1. "All right. Question eight: Do you allow family visitations?"
  2. "Hm. Question seven: have any patients escaped?"
  3. "Wait, really? Can you tell me who, or is that confidential too?"
  4. "Hm, interesting. Sixth question: have you ever lost a patient?"
  5. Lark nodded, sitting down. "Fifth question, who's your favorite patient?"
  6. "Really?" Lark looked surprised. "Can you give me the names of any successfully treated patients?"
  7. "Yes, very good. Third question: What's you and Emma's ship name?"
  8. "I see." Lark scribbled some notes. "Moving on to the second most asked question, how'd you get an entire dimension like this?"
  9. "But why did you consider it such a problem? And why specifically Brandonfandonitis?"
  10. "No, I have not." Eof looked shaken. "But I have my suspicions."
  11. "Excellent!" Lark ruffles through a bag at his waist, finally pulling out a sheet of paper. "Here we go, top ten most asked questions about the clinic. Number one is: What was your inspiration to create the clinic?"
  12. Lark stared at the afterimage, then pulled out his backup pen and started scribbling in his notebook.
  13. Lark laughed, happily pulling out a pen and paper. "Don't worry, I've done my research. I came prepared with fire retardant lotion. So you're the elusive Random Fellow, eh? It's an honor to finally meet you. Mind if I ask you a few quick questions?" "That's fine, thank you."
  14. "Oh that's not an issue. I already know I have Brandonfandonitis."
  15. "My name's Lark, and I'm a reporter looking for an inside story on this famous clinic."
  16. "Ah, good. I'm here to inspect the facility."
  17. After getting some much-needed advice, Eof said farewell to his friend and vanished off into the stormy night.
  18. Lark walked up to the giant raven hugging the sad person, looking in awe at the statues. "Hi, sorry to interrupt, but is this the Brandonfandonitis clinic?"
  19. But Nameless was already quite put out about losing his body, and he wasn't about to lose the whole universe too.
  20. Fortunately, it was quickly remade exactly as it was before destruction.
  21. Indeed, entire countries devoted themselves to reproducing Everyone's laugh in the hope of gaining absolute dominance of the comedy industry.
  22. The decision was made clear when the tree person fell apart, causing Nameless to be very sad.
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