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NameIess

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  1. Unfortunately, the stench tended to increase over time.
  2. Nightblood had also discovered that eating people was gross. He missed being a sword.
  3. He had just discovered that there weren't enough evil people to feed a dragon.
  4. Nameless pointed out that as a Narrator, Rabbit could quite easily discover her part of the prophecy.
  5. They exploded, and Nameless asked if Rabbit knew her part of the prophecy.
  6. "Well, there's usually some plot. And some randomness too. I dunno which is which."
  7. Nameless was disappointed, but mostly just happy to have a body again.
  8. So Nameless turned him into a dragon and pointed him at Wizblood.
  9. Nameless replaced his nose with a mechanical supplement, then gave Nightblood a new sword to inhabit and kicked him out of his body.
  10. Although he'd like nothing more than to unleash the power of the Demigods on the rest of his people's enemies, emperor Sell knows that with the current state of his armies the destruction of his capital, the people of Nam-Ed need stability, not more conquest. So he orders the construction of a new capital city, to be the grandest city in all the lands, with walls and gates enchanted by the greatest mages of Astrym so as to be impregnable. At the height of the city, Sell orders that a temple be built to the gods, the greatest temple ever made by human hands, at whose altars a fifth of all plunder of war shall be sacrificed to them as thanks.
  11. The sword transformed back into human form, smiling broadly. "Many thanks, old chap. Many thanks."
  12. Nameless was immediately consumed the weapon, drawn in in an instant.
  13. Nameless had just managed to make a slightly corporeal form. Just corporeal enough to be stabbed, unfortunately. Um, hello?
  14. The receptionist pulls out a beautiful leatherbound copy of KoW, signed and numbered by Brandon Sanderson himself. "Burn this and you can leave."
  15. "Very well. First things first." The receptionist handed Haly a lighter.
  16. "You wish to take the Brandonfandonitis-free test?"
  17. "Erm, you can't leave unless you pass the Brandonfandonitis-free test. Terribly sorry, the policy's been in place for ages."
  18. The receptionist looked up curiously. "Can I help you?"
  19. "Therapy and treatment will continue, of course. Our patient's welfare remains our first priority; I merely believe that all of the chaos of this clinic impedes that welfare. The chicken's recent invasion proves that."
  20. "Have you seen some of the things people have snuck into this place? We need better security if we're ever going to get all this chaos under control. And that means we need somewhere to put potential troublemakers." A librarian coughed next to her. "Erm, do you want to read the Sanderson books, or are you just going to stand there crying?"
  21. Lark smiled, walking to Calano's-no his office, where he started drawing up his plans for a new wing of the Brandonfandonitis clinic.
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