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NameIess

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  1. Except for Mythos' puppy named ACI II. He ran away.
  2. As it turned out, the Ghanderflaffle Empire was currently in the middle of a star.
  3. "I can make a gateway."
  4. "Of course not. They're snake people and fox people, not literal animals."
  5. "These ones are different."
  6. "Oh, it can sort of lull the snakes and foxes."
  7. "It'll work eventually, we just have to keep trying it over and over again until it does!"
  8. "Yeah. Otherwise we would've found her a long time ago."
  9. "Great! By the way, you any good at singing?"
  10. "It's extremely dangerous, and only one group that I know of has ever lived through a trip there."
  11. "You can come if you want. It'll be extremely dangerous though. We're heading to the Tower of Ghenjei."
  12. "Great! Now, do you know how to get out of the middle of somewhere? We need to get to the Ghanderflaffle empire."
  13. "Indeed. So now we're on a quest for vengeance! Care to join us?"
  14. "Valiant's dead!" Unintelligible shouted. "Killed by that monster subversion. Here, take this helpful flashback to the event."
  15. "Yes, we do need to get going."
  16. "Perhaps. But until then, I'm still the protagonist."
  17. "Well, I did stop the big bad guy for a second time, even though I could barely touch the source. What about that makes me a bad hero?"
  18. "Of course. I just healed a random person who had a vaguely defined magical artifact, knowing that unless he had healing magical powers I would almost certainly die, dooming the quest to heal TAAron. And it worked. And it's not an isolated incident. stuff like that happens to me all the time."
  19. "The Insanity clinic for the Moderately Brandonfandonitis Afflicted. I developed a bit of an addiction to Brandon Sanderson's books and ended up there, but I managed to trick Calano into thinking I was cured and escape."
  20. "Exactly. Now, we should get going. This quest for vengeance isn't going to complete itself!"
  21. "What? No, that's just because I managed to escape the clinic."
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