Rosharan A.C.

“Yes please! I believe that’s just the kind of delicacy that will go well with our syrup and waffles and pancakes.” said A.C. I wonder what’s taking Truthless so long. Also, I should probably do something with my Vegan Cafe soon. Isn’t a manager supposed to oversee and encourage their employees? Nah, I’m pretty sure that’s their job.

But of course, that is also exactly why I love these threads!

I feel like that /\ is why posts don't count anymore.

Nightblood?

*Telepathically answers Lunamor's question with a yes*

The level of marvel intellect on this thread is beautiful.

Dr. Survivedthermonukelikeaboss *winks with three eyes*

Well everywhere of course. Edit: If someone does end up making a cosmere theme park thread, please tag me as well!

It was named Thermonuke Survival Marketing Inc... *Winks even more furiously than Lunamor*

Well I need to do something catastrophic to convince my cousin that repeat memes aren't always bad.

(In reality that is impossible, put lets just pretend for a second). Granted, but now there are no memes at all in any group chat. I wish that the world was ruled by whoever could produce the most good memes.

(Shard said this /\)(I wish you could properly quote in an edit) "NO OFFENSE SIR, BUT I SEE NOTHING CHILDISH ABOUT YODA. IN FACT, IN THE WHOLE 3.68 MINUTES I WAS IN MY CAFE, MANY OF OUR CUSTOMERS REQUESTED FOOD IN THE SHAPE OF YODA OR SOMEONE SIMILAR." A.C. stated in an emotionless yet equally capitalized sentence. "ALSO, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE COULD MAKE ANYTHING. MYSELF AND THOSE OF MY HUMBLE ESTABLISHMENT DOWN THE STREET HAVE ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO THE HAPPY INQUISITOR. IT HAS BEEN OUR DREAM, AS OF 12 MINUTES AGO, TO BECOME JUST AS GOOD YOU..." Suddenly, a small tear rolled down his cheek, and looked directly at Lunamor, shaking its watery head. "ALSO AGAIN, I'M STARTING TO GET A BIT HUNGRY. DO YOU HAVE ANY APPETIZERS?"

Why thank you. I try.

A.C. sat thinking for a few minutes. Suddenly, he bounded to his feet. "I have an idea! Be back in a sec!" He rushed out the front door at a full sprint. Some time passed, and then he came running back in just as furiously. "There! I went... to the place... down the street. The Vegan one..." he took a few seconds to catch his breath, "I talked with the people there... and convinced them to make me their manager! Now we can just... sell the syrup to ourselves! Wait..."

"Ah good. That sounds like a solid plan. Also, you have a much louder voice than me; could you ask them if they can make a waffle in the shape of yoda?" said A.C., just loud enough for his companion to hear.

IMG-2650.TRIM.MOV Ok, I don't know how well this will work, but I wanted to show y'all this clip I took the other day. Just so you know, I got there through an alien arch, so I didn't know exactly where I was, and I didn't hear a thing right up until that moment. It's much more entertaining if you imagine me and my little brother screaming at the top of our lungs (which may or may not have actually happened)...

Hi. *wins* *and then dabs because he feels like it*

Ooooh, and maybe a "Shattered Plains" mirror maze...

"Uuuuuuuuh, I'm broke, but you've still got money right?" whispered A.C. Of course, if he doesn't, maybe we can just pretend we have money and then sell a little of our syrup to that Veden Cafe down the street... he raised his voice a little and turned towards Doomstick, "Also I like the sound of Sel desserts, if you please!"

“Hey, that sounds pretty good as well.” Said A.C. He then lowered his voice and leaned over to Truthless, “But how do I know they won’t just slip me more emotional syrup that only looks like maple syrup?”

Oooooooookaaaay. The Nightwatcher grants your wish, but your increased sexiness is only recognized by yourself and chimpanzees. I wish that all ticks, chiggers, and mosquitos were blown into oblivion.

I haven’t been there in a while, but I don’t think there’s anything else important.

Oh my what a spoof. I thought that the bottom of page 636 had been the last post when I made that statement. Not that it doesn’t still apply, but that’s what I meant to reply to... Narrator A.C. let out a loud and obnoxious “Doh!” after realizing his blunder. Edit: but still though...

A.C. was not sure how to respond to recent posts, seeing as he was not homosexual and therefore felt slightly awkward reading them...