Brace yourself from the weirdest quotes of "Gibberish" chat:
you spelt metal wrong thou illiterate young fool
why isn’t the soap in the food category of emojis
I wish that when I cracked my knuckles they glowed like glowsticks
i had a banana for an uncle once but he was left in the fruit box and his kid ate him
I’m not too cool for school, I’m not cool at all. School is just annoying
I don't have a heart. I have a empty casement of spaghetti
i have been speaking ancient gibberish since i was 3 and that is not in the vocabulary
yes typos are a common sign of madness...luckily i speak the language of the insane
Last I checked, cops don’t use magician handcuffs from the dollar store
I’d ask for one of your cousins but I live with enough animals already
hi I was buttering my apocalypse toast what’s happening now
help I have to go a party and I don’t know anyone there. I’m bringing my pocket knife
IM NOT PROPOSING TO A SQUIRREL
I'M surviving the zombie apocalypse, you flipping lamppost
usually my own thoughts tend towards “non-being"
There you are folks.
And yes, I love my friends
Another thing I just realized: there don't seem to be any big holidays on Roshar.
Brandon Sanderson is so great at world building but I wonder if he excluded holidays on purpose? What with the desolations and all...
It would be cool to see what they would celebrate, or maybe even holidays varying by country (not counting, of course, the creepy processions in Kholinar during bk. 3)
What do yall think?
So I was just thinking recently...
if there are rainspren, anticipationspren, hungerspren--basically, spren for any strong feeling/sensation/natural occurrence, why aren't there awkwardspren?
I can think of so many scenarios where awkwardspren could have made an appearance
Hi! Yall are so friendly
I see I have a lot to learn with this inside joke of "cookies"
Hmm, my favorite books are probably Elantris (such a classic) and the Stormlight Archive (can't wait for book 4!!!)
I really like Raoden and Kaladin because both have such a strong sense of the value of life; they both take terrible situations and give all they have to create something better.