GRANTED BUT THEYRE ALL DEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR PREVIOUS WISHES
@Ookla the Blue GRANTED YOU NEVER HEAR YOUR BOOM AND YOU ARE ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT IT IS
I WISH FOR MORE TIME TO TYPE ON THE SHARD
Granted, but I’m your Dragonborn thief companion. And I just rolled a nat 20 for robbing you of your instruments.
I WISH FOR EVERYONE TO TYPE IN ALL-CAPS.
@Ookla the Father, you’re last unintentional wish of wanting to type faster: Granted, but for every button you hit, one of Ene’s dogs die.
I wish for no chemistry homework
“A-ha!” Ookla the Imperial said, leaning to see under the bed. “Here, come out from under the bed, I’ve got a, um... an upvote! Yeah, I’ve got an upvote for you!”