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  1. FatherTiempo
    "429, 429, 429 Okay here we go. Uh huh, Uh huh, Uh---Oh My!, AWWWW! Oh AAAAHHHHHH! Oh Dear. Well, I guess you don't have any feelings. My mistake."
  2. FatherTiempo
    "I can hurt your feelings!"
  3. FatherTiempo
    FT threw a cassette player at Atral's head
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    When Astral dissappeared, FT sighed. He cut off the orchestra, dimmed the lights, and turned off the wind. FT wiped the sweat beaded on his brow. That was close. For a moment, he thought he would actually have to fight her. A hero would have chased her down to the bunker and imprisoned her with some sort of clever trick of the plot. That's what a hero would do. "Any volunteers?' No one answered. FT grumbled and kicked the bunker door.
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    FT plowed through layers of narration and landed, superhero style (although it was shown on a YouTube video how damaging it was to your skeletal system), in front of Astral. "Not if I can help it!" He rose from his awesomely heroic and epic crouch. "You may be stronger, than I. You may be older, and have nefarious connections with the Ruin, withergeists and evil Potato Chips," FT spread his arms, staring defiantly into the eternal eyes of Astral. "but I am the Shard of Narration and I have something you will never have." FT snapped his fingers. One thousand spotlights spun and focused directly onto him, an orchestra sang a triumphant song, and a roaring wind tossed FT's silver robes. "I have style!"
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    FT dusted the remnants of Potato Chip off his pants. "Now," he said, looking up through the layers of narration. "I'm coming for you Ruin." And then FT, the Shard of Narration, struck a dramatic pose.
  7. FatherTiempo
    I eagerly await Chiri-chiri and Steris's roast.
  8. FatherTiempo
    FT drew on Fortune and luckily fell through the narration planes and landed on top of Potato Chip.
  9. FatherTiempo
    FT felt at his nose. That had hurt!
  10. FatherTiempo
    FT decided he definitely should do something. He tapped Ruin on the shoulder, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but aren't you dead?"
  11. FatherTiempo
    Cumbert lifted his head off the table. Someone had entered the Bleeding Spike. He let his head drop. Tables were good for resting your head. He heard whispered words drifting over from the newcomers, but he couldn't quite tell what they were saying. "Beavers are prospering---" he thought one said. "---Your best drink." he could understood that.
  12. FatherTiempo
    "I really should do something."
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    FT wrung his hands. He really should be able to do something. He usually tried to stay out of people's way---he didn't like emotional conflict---but it seemed he should try something.
  14. FatherTiempo
    "I don't know who your talking to, but I'm taking that statement personally!" FT roared.
  15. FatherTiempo
    Which, since Max's adrenaline was pumping, he had roughly thirty sevonds. Edit: The knife blade was hemalurgic. Now Max can steel push.
  16. FatherTiempo
    "Noooooo!" FT screamed, "I'm sorry Max, my controls are so tricky."
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    FT summoned his powers of Narration and perfectly recreated the slice of cake, saving Max.
  18. FatherTiempo
    Cumbert Swishysword terror of the-- No, He was no terror anymore. Cumbert Swishysword slumped on a table in the Happy Inquisitor. He was not feeling happy. His bearded cheek rested on the rough grain of the table. The lantern flickered and glowed on the table. It leaped and reached like it was trying to escape its wick and fly into the sky. It wouldn't get very far, there was a ceiling overhead. Cumbert Swishysword was lost. At one day, he was the terror of the fruit markets. He was the 32nd most feared pirate of the seas. Now he was lost in a city he didn't know, he didn't understand. People with strange faces, pierced with spikes, strange beings from myth and legend, characters with emotional difficulties and improper coping methods! Cumbert Swishysword was dead in the water. Others past him by, but he could not follow. This was truly the doldrums. He needed purpose, he needed a fire in his hearth to warm him, and wind in his sails to push him forward. Things had happened, things that could change this very world. He would not stay hidden this time, he would rise out of these dark places and face the light. At least, after he rested. He needed rest. Just for five more minutes.
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    Oh! Okay, I'm sorry I missed that one. I vote for the constants rule. It's under Ballot in that post with the rules. I missed it the first time.
  20. FatherTiempo
    FT sniffled, "That was all of my stuff, from two pages ago, when civilization was destroyed."
  21. FatherTiempo
    I motion that FT joins, and I also motion that the Rule Maximum rule doesn't affect the original three rules.
  22. FatherTiempo
    I think it works something like that. Knacks are kind of difficult, they're more of a knowing. In the original short story, one of the Knack's mentioned is hearing spelling and punctuation errors. I think Thraskiss just kind of looks at the card and has an intuitive knowledge that it's an ace of spades.
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    I think they both have their good points!
  24. FatherTiempo
    No, I just meant the length. Besides gloves are controversial as it is. Edit: I did say it was adequate though.
  25. FatherTiempo
    Barely adequate coverage.
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