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    *peers in, intrigued by the RP*
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    FT wondered if bellicose was a natural or unnatural sweetener.
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    "And I'll throw in a DDF pin, a Truthless and Nightblood 8-bit t-shirt, and a doomslug patch." FT said cheerfully.
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    FT tried a different tact. "But threads can't have pie. If you weren't a thread, you could have pie."
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    "I am miserable." He said .
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    FT descended from on high to gobble up the unresolved packing peanuts from page 820. Edit: it is noted that packing peanuts have a remarkably similar texture and taste to cheeto puffs, with only a slightly lower nutritional value.
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    "What if you were a topic?"
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    FT...didn't know what to do. He didn't think past this point. "Um, hello?"
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    *lowers eyebrows meekly*
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    It crashed into the International Space Station.
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    FT covered his head from the falling rein of the Ghanderflaffles, which caused a rain of Ghanderflaffles.
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    The rising of the Ghanderflaffle empire, which normally would lessen the weight on Lunamor's shoulders, was cancelled by the rising of the rising of the breadmunk empire, located directly below Lunamor's feet.
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    Nooooooo! I did it again. The empire wanted a different scenic view, so they asked Lunamor to move a little to the left.
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    ...On top of Truthless.
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    Pending Respsonse
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    I think it's time for some TLT intervention!
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    FT stumbled into the room. He saw Truthless eating the banana, and promptly fainted.
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    "Ouch." Said FT. Who had luckily came back from the dead. I Note: see page 737
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    Does anyone know the list of current players?
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    Jasnah Kholin was deadly afraid of toasters. One day, when she was in a magical land populated by plastic forks, she came across a giant toaster. Jasnah screamed, which she would never admit to later, and ran away. Alas, she tripped on one of the plastic forks, and broke him in half. Jasnah, who it might be mentioned was six years old, was traumatized. She ran away from the magical land of plastic forks to a gentler time where there were no plastics, or toasters. I apologize for the spoilers, as I believe this will be apart the flashbacks in the next volume of the Stormlight Archive.
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    Cumbert paused, confused. But realization dawned and he smiled at the conversational misunderstanding. "No, I was referring to when you said that "I could just leave, if I wanted." Ahh what awkward, yet humorous, situations does our language place us in." Cumbert looked up to where the glowing, bitten man had flown through the ceiling. "Aye, humorous it is. Should someone go after that glowing sky demon, or are we letting him off on good behavior? I still be confused at the justice system here."
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    Cumbert sighed, letting his beard droop to his chest. "If only things were that simple lad."
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    Kelsier decided to volunteer his wife Jasnah as the Ghanderfalffle's attorney.
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    The soleless hordes of breadmunks formed a labor union, lobbying for more shoes with soles.
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