Lunamor

8.5/10. The Longest Thread always needs new recruits! Also, that was my first introduction to the Knights Akward, and they sound pretty awesome! The Hemalurgic Fun!!! thread was interesting and fun, but just got, well... weird. And slightly disturbing.

Lift will never quit bothering you if she finds out, @#Voidapple!

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It’s because I stink at playing the trombone. Now I’m winning. Also, how do you make the text tiny?

Negative or not, I still win!!!

500th post! What I meant was that when the universe was unreset, Butt was happy because he didn’t want to be reset. Butt was aware of the unreset.

Butt was very relieved. He didn’t want his entire life to be reset! He was a shard, a master of fartomancy! He was a legend, his songs sung throughout the ages!! No one had ever dared erase him before (probably)!!! He vowed to get vengeance upon narrator @Le Sigh for doing such a terrible, terrible thing. Sorry Le Sigh!

Are you negative?

Once upon a time, on a non-canon planet in the Cosmere, a powerfully invested man chose to take over the world. His name was Butt Venture. He knew a man by the name of Uncle Brandy. There were also magical animals by the name of ghanderflaffles. We must keep Butt, ghanderflaffles, and Brandy alive!!!

Causing the universe to explode. Again. Sorry not sorry!

Are you suuuuuuureeeee???

Is it on Nalthis?

No one noticed him, however, as he was silent and transparent.

“Storms chouta Preservation atium awesomeness aeons colors Breath Returned spheres pancakes waffles!!!” The cook yelled back, causing Bob to stumble backwards a few steps, as they were very powerful words.

Thanks! If I ever get a dog, that is what I am planning on naming it.

A brawl of words!!!

That’s an abomination!!!

Bob had consumed every one of the waffles at the party. Worse, they were pineapple flavored ones, the only ones in existence, that could only be made every 1,947 years when all of the apple planets were aligned.

He was tired from eating so many waffles.

Aeons?

Bob, the best waffle eater to ever live.

You should name your dog TenSoon!!!!

Also quite a bit of yawning, which spread throughout the crowd.

Ising the speaking of the High Imperial of the correctly?