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Lunamor

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  1. Uhhhh... Investiture?
  2. I would be very much onboard with this. We can double the prices and make maximum profits!!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! (read: We’re gonna get a lot more stories!!!)
  3. “I am harvesting more, though it will take a while to refine. Are you feeling alright?”
  4. That day became known throughout history as “The Great Slicing”.
  5. Lunamor happily accepts the cart and wheels it out back, where he uses it to push around buckets of syrup.
  6. So they decided to grow mustaches and start informing people that they simply must ask questions.
  7. Lunamor shook his head, then went out back to the very convenient yet totally realistic field of magical emotion trees that THI just happened to have and began harvesting some more syrup.
  8. Cause they were jealous of him. Not of his knowledge. Not of his money. Not of his mind bending ability to count to 103857829184 in .103857829184 seconds. Not of his sweet backflips. Not of his perfect sense of humor. Not of his amazing writing skills. Not of his ability to not believe it’s not butter. Not of his ability to make Kaladin happy. Not of his talent in baking delicious, spike free cookies. Not of his ability to out-stubborn Kelsier. Not of his ability to mention Voidapple without being completely and totally obliterated by Voidus. Not even of his elegant mustache. They were jealous of the fact that he had a type of beard that went perfectly with his name for the purpose of creating puns. They were jealous of the fact that he was a goat with a goatee.
  9. In knowledge. And also money (as a result of that knowledge).
  10. Unless you were the owner of a fortune telling goat that had a long beard and resided on a stump.
  11. No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s Odium’s cuticles.
  12. Lunamor gave Truthless a flat look. “No. And I think that I actually do have a cart...” He retrieved one of their unused ones from the back. “If it is at all possible, I would prefer it if you returned this cart once you are finished with it. We only have so many.”
  13. Cultivationlight? Edit: Also, @Nathrangking, you are almost at 2000th posts!
  14. “Ah, yes, those. Just a moment, please.” Lunamor carefully set down the book, then shuffled to a storage room and returned balancing several very tall stacks of waffles and syrup (now labeled). “Here you are. Would you like some to go bags?”
  15. Honor? Glys? Renarin?
  16. Has the Nightwatcher been guessed yet? Cultivation?
  17. Ben smiled at Shana, swaying slightly on his feet. “Now that we’ve got everything, should we meet up with the others so we can pay?” He asked them.
  18. Taravangian? Kharbranth? The Silent Gatherers?
  19. @Nathrangking, is it the Diagram?
  20. Lunamor apologized for the delay, then carefully took the giant book from Truthless’s hands. “This book... he is amazing!” he proclaimed, flipping through the pages. “Such detail, such character development! How the storms did you manage to write such a book in such a short amount of time?”
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