Lunamor

DATAAAA

(Yes! Thanks ) Ben was rather surprised, but happy, at the news of the wedding. He was a little worried that Shana had had to set the whole thing up, though. It would have been better if she had been able to rest after having to have such a major healing. Both Evelyn and Nym went upstairs without him being able to talk to them, so he went to the living room and sat in the corner, pulling out a book. He sent Glint to go check on Shana and make sure that she was alright. His spren returned and said that she seemed fine but was talking to James, so he decided to not bother them.

Like lots of talk of sexual stuff that I’m pretty sure is really explicit (I’ve never watched it all the way through).

Granted. You have to say hi to Ben for me I wish for a single pepperoni.

It’s really funny, but be warned it’s got a really inappropriate scene in the middle and can be considered offensive to some people.

Have you watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail? There is a scene where the father keeps on trying to keep his son from breaking into song cause it’s really weird

*breaks chair* HOLA Chemmmmmicaaaaaals (read in deer from Peter Rabbit movie voice)

You get a drenched butterfly. *inserts an angry goat*

But turns out there secretly was no secret recipe filled with secrets that was kept secret. This secret about the secret was, in fact, kept secret from those who wanted to know the secret because it was a secrety secret. I bet the word secret sounds weird to you now.

Why hello there Saze.

He hired a panda to help him.

Some chouta.

Are we making up names? In that case The Philosopher.

...what

Zura jumped when the hill disappeared and she found herself in an alley. She hadn’t felt any sensation of movement, yet was in a completely different placw. Or had she been in the same place the entire time? Was this some sort of trick? Had she been lured into a trap? She whipped out a knife and pointed it at the Tühine, her prime suspect for this event. Only one of his kind would dare lie to a Cahayan. She ignored what the others were saying. ”Was this all some sort of trick?” She echoed her thoughts and twisted the knife so that the light of the moon glinted off its polished surface. The knuckles of the hand gripping the weapon were white.

Glint had been zooming in circles around the house searching for shiny things for Mahad when he heard the doorbell chime. He flew over to the front entrance and would have grinned if he could have. Instead he just got really, really bright. Another new person! That meant more handshake practice for Ben! He was still pretty terrible at it. Hardly pausing to even see what the newcomer looked like, he zipped back to the kitchen and alighted on Ben’s shoulder, speaking directly into his mind. =============== Ben awoke to the sound of “Handshake! Handshake!” being shouted in his brain. ”Wha- Glint?” He rubbed his eyes, groggy. ”Why handshake?” Glint twirled in a circle. ”There’s a new person! That means you get more handshake practice!” That banished most of his exhaustion. He was feeling much better than earlier, anyways. He got up slowly to make sure that he wouldn’t fall over, then started on his way over to the door. He would have to check on Shana sometime after this, make sure he had healed her completely. He would also have to talk to Evelyn; he had fallen asleep before he could find her. He arrived at the entrance and waved at the new girl. He couldn’t see her spren, so that ruled out some of the orders. Probably. He waved at her but didn’t say anything- she appeared to already have a line of people. He made a note of Evelyn. He would have to catch her after this, make sure that she was ok.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

I dunno, I saw it on reddit. I’m fairly certain it isn’t photoshopped... I hope it isn’t...

I... um... took this puppy. His paws are just so big.

BUT I’M NOT A PAINTING HALP

*runs from awakened ash* WAIT WHY IS A HERALD CHASING ME

BUT I HAVE A REALLY BIG STICK *throws tree at them*

UHHHH *soulcasts sticks to fire and runs out of room*

Yay! NO YOU DIDN’T I BLINDFOLDED YOU SO YOU WOULDN’T SEE ME TAKE IT

(Sorry ) LIES!!! ARAGORN DEFINITELY DID WHATEVER I’M ATTEMPTING TO BLAME HER FOR