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Lunamor

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  1. What do you mean?
  2. Chuck Norris played an important role in the Star Wars films and shows. He was the Force.
  3. Gets an even vision of the future. Inserts a token from Chuck E. Cheese. (Fun fact, Chuck E. Cheese’s full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.)
  4. Granted. The Nightwatcher gives you a pair of dice. Your eyelashes are now weirdly long. I wish for some fairy dust.
  5. has vowed to extinguish all
  6. So no difference then Granted. Book pages always stick together when you try to turn them. I wish for an accurate fortune cookie.
  7. fire. Like, really, really afraid.
  8. That little kid having the birthday party next door is being way too loud. Wanna go tell him that Santa’s not real? Like a penguin sliding headfirst down the iceberg of doom.
  9. Did you hear that President Skroob’s luggage combination was 12345? That’s the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage! What did you say your combination number was again? A large wheel of cheese.
  10. admiring him was pretty concerning
  11. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi-truck’s gas tank. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
  12. My day has been uneventful
  13. I dig my way out with a spoon and take back the sandwich.
  14. Edit: I’m sorry you’re not feeling well @Just-A-Stick
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