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  1. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Because Marsh was a boss and no one cared. At least no one in-universe. The Narrators cared about him. They would make sure nothing bad happened to him. Right guys?
  2. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Marsh didn't care though.
  3. Zephrun’s Imperium
    ... brand on Scadrial.
  4. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Marsh waved nervously. "Hi guys. Have you seen my-TERRENCE!" Marsh ran to his cat.
  5. Zephrun’s Imperium
    *smiles and steals win for the moment*
  6. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Actually, depending on the universe, Marsh may or may not have been married to Shard of Thought.
  7. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Or so Marsh liked to imagine. Forge was actually an old grey cat who was fat and lazy. Marsh liked to imagine them all as his friends though and gave them cool backstories. Yes, I have Thought about this a lot.
  8. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Marsh had to keep her out of his flower garden for this reason, but she was usually fine.
  9. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Terrence was his current favorite cat, you see. He had five other cats too. Forge, Ellipsis, Missy, Daisy, and Benjamin.
  10. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Far away, at Kelsier and Jasnah's wedding, Marsh realized that Terrence was still missing.
  11. Zephrun’s Imperium
    And they had both bought the Bat Cave.
  12. Zephrun’s Imperium
    "I live here," said Brandy. "I rented this place on eBay."
  13. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Some idiot had sold the Bat Cave on eBay.
  14. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Brandy cursed his rival's name, then stepped into his new home. It was the Bat Cave.
  15. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Granted. Hope you like chull dung. I wish for this week to be over...
  16. Zephrun’s Imperium
    It was the only thing he could do. He'd been kicked out of his previous lair by...
  17. Zephrun’s Imperium
    *offers a new trend???*
  18. Zephrun’s Imperium
    *Gets rid of the upcoming trend*
  19. Zephrun’s Imperium
    It was surprisingly affordable.
  20. Zephrun’s Imperium
    He was ticked. None of his plans worked! He wished for just once he'd be able to accomplish just a single evil deed...
  21. Zephrun’s Imperium
    And they all lived happily after. Except for Butt Venture.
  22. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Jasnah found out about this.
  23. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Adolin was fascinated. But ultimately didn't care.
  24. Zephrun’s Imperium
    It was dropped by a passing worldhopper.
  25. Zephrun’s Imperium
    And Marsh, well... he was closer to having a phone than Kelsier.
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