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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME!" Star yelled to the sky. "I came to rescue you, Marsh! I brought a whole crew, traveled through shadows! My heart is broken and dead! What more could you possibly ask of me! I'm yours, just take me!"- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Star was appalled. Poor Marsh was bleeding and had a few broken bones. There were bruises on his face. She ran to him. "I'm sorry we took so long," she said.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Star and the gang entered the Shadow Realm. Marsh was easy to find. There wasn't much in the Shadow Realm, after all.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
A sweater for Max who was getting cold. Star would have been mad and told Kelsier that Max was too young to go on a rescue mission, but then she realized that it was Kelsier and he could pretty much do whatever he wanted.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
He had already bought a collar!- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
And he quickly took to Lift who asked her dad if she could keep it.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
In honor of Marsh. The kitten was actually a friendly flerken. (I hope that's how you spell it)- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"FOR PANCAKES!" At least, that's what Lift said. She was louder than everyone else- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Now let's go get Marsh!"- 111830 replies
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Star glared at him. "Kelsier knows what he did wrong. Be the bigger worldhopper here."- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Star threatened to send Hoid to his room if he didn't behave.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
But Jaywalk had been ninja'd and the previous post became redundant.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Star gave Kelsier the most irony gaze he would even get in his life and the Survivor backed down. Not even Marsh could best that look.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Star had been forced to pull Kelsier aside before all this began. If he wanted to help save his brother, then he would have to get along with Hoid. NO DECKING CREWMEMBERS!- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I need you to help me rescue him. I was kinda thinkin' of bringing in the cosmere's best." She leaned in and whispered, "I invited Hoid." Hoid waved. Behind Star was an assembly of the greatest heroes of the cosmere including but not limited to...- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I need your help," Star said. "My love was taken from me. He now rots in the Shadow Realm. I will do anything to help him!"- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Upon hearing this, Star was furious. Her heart had been damaged beyond repair. She decided to resort to drastic measures. She called upon...- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Her ultimate mission was to retrieve her Shard from Calamity. And when that happened... The entire thread would shake.- 111830 replies
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Hello and welcome to the Shard! What Sanderson books have you read and who's your favorite character?
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Star glared at everything. She was a Narrator! This was not supposed to happen! "MARSH IS BETTER THAN YOU ALL! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED!" And so from that day forward, Star lurked this thread, searching for a way to get Marsh back forever and protect him from the world. She cut her hair, trained, and became something to be feared. The other Narrators would rue the day they ever allowed this to happen.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Once the puppet was properly destroyed, Star took the little bottle from Marsh's stunned hand and turned back time a little bit to refill it. She forced Marsh to drink it.- 111830 replies
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Star kicked at the puppet, intent on destroying it. She summoned a flamethrower to her hand.- 111830 replies
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Star's mouth dropped. She gasped. "NO. Get away from him." She grabbed the puppet's arm, ripping her away from Marsh.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Marsh was unimpressed.- 111830 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Yeah!" Kelsier said, chewing popcorn. He was still wearing his PJ's.- 111830 replies
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