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Jaywalk

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  1. *annihilates the puppy* I’m in a dark mood today, alright?
  2. That is a question we must all ask ourselves at some point.
  3. Very eloquent. I think you got your point across.
  4. Granted, but the difficulty of singleplayer games and the skill of people on multiplayer games skyrockets. I wish for a candy bar.
  5. Granted. Nuff said. I wish for a medium rare steak.
  6. One day, the Vaudelaire siblings—Purple, Claus, and Cloudy—decided to burn down a hotel.
  7. That, sadly, was a question that would not be answered for a long while.
  8. Granted. You now have cancer. I wish my birthday would come sooner.
  9. Granite begged to differ. He’d lost a finger to Lunamor.
  10. “My name is Limeony Snicket,” the newest narrator said.
  11. *destroys winner trophy* “If I can’t have it, no one can.”
  12. According to Narrator Snicket. Oof, ninja’d.
  13. *extends path to reach Luna* *promptly annihilates him*
  14. They were very dead parents. They perished in a fire. The mother was especially...flammable.
  15. His nieces and nephew—Purple, Claus, and Cloudy—came to visit.
  16. *annihilates turtle*
  17. None shall live who stand in my path.
  18. AAAAGGGGAGAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAGGHHAAGGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (I win)
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